If e'er the sinking Stage could condescend This greeting o'er, the ancient rule obey'd, Springs from our hearts, and fain would win your own. The curtain rises-may our stage unfold Scenes not unworthy Drury's days of old! "O British poesy, whose powers inspire" These, if we win the Graces, too, we gain "Three who have stolen their witching airs from (You all know what I mean, unless you're stupid): Still may we please-long, long may you preside! (2) Borne in the vast balloon of Busby's song; PARENTHETICAL ADDRESS (3) BY DR. PLAGIARY, Half stolen, with acknowledgments, to be spoken in an inarticulate voice by Master B. at the opening of the next new theatre. Stolen parts marked with the inverted commas of quotation-thus "”. "WHEN energising objects men pursue," Then Lord knows what is writ by Lord knows who. Yet at the thing you'd never be amazed," Lucretius,) "Dread metaphors, which open wounds" like issues! (1) The following lines were omitted by the Committee:- To soothe the sickly taste we dare not mend. Nor shift from man to babe, from babe to brute." "Is Whitbread," said Lord Byron, "determined to cas trate all my cavalry lines? I do implore, for my own gratification, one lash on those accursed quadrupeds- a long shot, Sir Lucius, if you love me.'"-L. E. (2) "Soon after the Rejected Addresses scene in 1812, 1 met Sheridan. In the course of dinner, he said, Lord By. "Shine in your farce, masque, scenery, and play" "But hold, you say, this self-complacent boast;" pride;" our mounting But lo!--the papers print what you deride. VERSES FOUND IN A SUMMER-HOUSE AT WHEN Dryden's fool, "unknowing what he sought," (5) Did modern swains, possess'd of Cymon's powers, ron, did you know that amongst the writers of addresses was Whitbread himself?' I answered by an inquiry of what sort of an address he had made. "Of that,' replied Sheridan, I remember little, except that there was a phonix in it.'-' A phoenix!! Well, how did he describe it?' -'Like a poulterer,' answered Sheridan: 'it was green, and yellow, and red, and blue: he did not let us off for a single feather.'" B. Letters, 1821.-L. E. (3) Among the addresses sent in to the Drury Lane Com mittee, was one by Dr. Busby, entitled "A Monologue," of which the above is a parody. It began as follows: "When energising objects men pursue, What are the prodigies they cannot do? A magic edifice you here survey, Shot from the ruins of the other day!", etc.-L. E, (4) In Warwickshire.-L. E. (5) See Cymon and Iphigenia.-L. E. VERSES.(1) REMEMBER thee! remember thee! Till Lethe quench life's burning stream Remorse and shame shall cling to thee, And haunt thee like a feverish dream! Remember thee! Ay, doubt it not. Thy husband too shall think of thee: By neither shalt thou be forgot, Thou false to him, thou fiend to me! ON LORD ELGIN.(2) NOSELESS himself, he brings home noseless blocks, To show at once the ravages of time and pox. TO TIME. TIME! on whose arbitrary wing The varying hours must flag or fly, Whose tardy winter, fleeting spring, But drag or drive us on to die Hail thou! who on my birth bestow'd Those boons to all that know thee known; Yet better I sustain thy load, For now I bear the weight alone. I would not one fond heart should share To them be joy or rest, on me Thy future ills shall press in vain; I nothing owe but years to thee, Yet even that pain was some relief; It felt, but still forgot, thy power: Retards, but never counts the hour. But could not add a night to woe; For then, however drear and dark, To prove thee-not Eternity. That beam hath sunk, and now thou art And I can smile to think how weak Thine efforts shortly shall be shown, When all the vengeance thou canst wreak Must fall upon-a nameless stone. (1) The sequel of a temporary liaison, formed by Lord Byron during his gay but brief career in London, occasioned the composition of this Impromptu. On the cessation of the connection, the fair one, actuated by jealousy, called one morning at her quondam lover's apartments. His Lord TRANSLATION OF A ROMAIC LOVE-SONG. An! Love was never yet without The pang, the agony, the doubt Which rends my heart with ceaseless sigh, Without one friend to hear my woe, I faint, I die beneath the blow. Birds, yet in freedom, shun the net Your hearts shall burn, your hopes expire. A bird of free and careless wing Was I, through many a smiling spring; I burn, and feebly flutter there. Who ne'er have loved, and loved in vain, In flattering dreams I deem'd thee mine; My light of life! ah, tell me why My bird of Love! my beauteous mate! And art thou changed, and canst thou hate? Mine eyes like wintry streams o'erflow: What wretch with me would barter woe? My bird! relent: one note could give A charm, to bid thy lover live. My curdling blood, my maddening brain, In silent anguish I sustain; And still thy heart, without partaking One pang, exults—while mine is breaking. Pour me the poison; fear not thou! My wounded soul, my bleeding breast, STANZAS. THOU art not false, but thou art fickle, ship was from home; but finding Fathek on the table, the lady wrote in the first page of the volume the words 'Remember me" Byron immediately wrote under the ominous warning these two stanzas." Medwin.-P. E. (2) See Curse of Minerva, p. 187.-P. E. The wholly false the heart despises, Whose love is as sincere as sweet, What must they feel whom no false vision, But truest tenderest passion, warm'd? Sincere, but swift in sad transition; As if a dream alone had charm'd? Ah! sure such grief is fancy's scheming, And all thy change can be but dreaming! ON BEING ASKED WHAT WAS THE "ORIGIN OF LOVE." THE "Origin of Love!"-Ah, why He starts to life on seeing thee? And shouldst thou seek his end to know: My heart forebodes, my fears foresee, He'll linger long in silent woe; But live until I cease to be. STANZAS. REMEMBER him, whom passion's power When neither fell, though both were loved. That yielding breast, that melting eye, Oh! let me feel that all I lost But saved thee all that conscience fears; And blush for every pang it cost To spare the vain remorse of years. Yet think of this when many a tongue, Whose busy accents whisper blame, Would do the heart that loved thee wrong, And brand a nearly blighted name. Think that, whate'er to others, thou Hast seen each selfish thought subdued: (1) The poems in question, as Moore states, "were written professedly in imitation of the old English writers, and contained, like many of these models, a good deal that was striking and beautiful, mixed up with much that was trifling, fantastic, and absurd. In vain did Mr. Rogers (to whom a copy of the work had been presented), in justice to the author, endeavour to direct our attention to some of the beauties of the work. One of the poems was a warm and, I need not add, well-deserved panegyric on himself. The opening line of the poem was, as well as I can recollect, Oh, God! that we had met in time, Far may thy days, as heretofore, From this our gaudy world be pass'd! Itself destroy'd might there destroy; Like mine, is wild and worthless all, Since not by Virtue shed in vain, My frenzy drew from eyes so dear; For me they shall not weep again. Though long and mournful must it be, The thought that we no more may meet; Yet I deserve the stern decree, And almost deem the sentence sweet. Still, had I loved thee less, my heart It felt not half so much to part, ON LORD THURLOW'S POEMS.(1) WHEN Thurlow this damn'd nonsense sent (I hope I am not violent), Nor men nor gods knew what he meant. 1813. And since not even our Rogers' praise To me, divine Apollo, grant-O! 'When Rogers o'er this labour bent.' And Lord Byron undertook to read it aloud; but he found it impossible to get beyond the first two words. Our laughter had now increased to such a pitch that nothing could restrain it. Two or three times he began, but, no sooner had the words When Rogers' passed his lips, than our fit burst forth afresh-till even Mr. Rogers himself, with all his feeling of our injustice, found it impossible not to join us; and had the author himself been of the party, I question much whether he could have resisted the infection." - P. B. TO LORD THURLOW. "I lay my branch of laurel down: Then thus to form Apollo's crown, Let every other bring his own." Lord Thurlow's lines to Mr. Rogers. "I lay my branch of laurel down." Thou "lay thy branch of laurel down!" Why, what thou'st stole is not enow; And, were it lawfully thine own, Does Rogers want it most, or thou? Keep to thyself thy wither'd bough, Or send it back to Doctor Doune: He'd have but little, and thou-none. Inquire amongst your fellow-lodgers, "Let every other bring his own." When coals to Newcastle are carried, And owls sent to Athens, as wonders, From his spouse when the Regent's unmarried, Or Liverpool weeps o'er his blunders; When Tories and Whigs cease to quarrel, When Castlereagh's wife has an heir, Then Rogers shall ask us for laurel, And thou shalt have plenty to spare. TO THOMAS MOORE; WRITTEN THE EVENING BEFORE HIS VISIT TO MR. LEIGH HUNT IN COLDBATH-FIELDS PRISON, MAY 19, 1813. (1) Oн you, who in all names can tickle the town, Anacreon, Tom Little, Tom Moore, or Tom Brown,For hang me if I know of which you may most brag, Your Quarto two-pounds, or your Two-penny Post Bag; * But now to my letter-to yours 'tis an answer- And for Sotheby's Blues have deserted Sam Rogers; (1) It was in Horsemonger-lane prison, and not in Cold Bath Fields.-P. E. (2) The reader who wishes to understand the full force of this scandalous insinuation, is referred to Muretus's notes on a celebrated poem of Catullus, entitled In Cæsarem; but consisting, in fact, of savagely scornful abuse of the favourite Mamurra: "Quis hoc potest videre? quis potest pati, Mamurram habere quod comata Gallia Habebat unctum, et ultima Britannia?" etc.-L. E. (3) "These verses are said to have dropped from the poet's pen, to excuse a transient expression of melancholy which overclouded the general gaiety. It was impossible to observe his interesting countenance, expressive of a dejection belonging neither to his rank, his age, nor his success, without feeling an indefinable curiosity to ascertain whether And I, though with cold I have nearly my death got, Must put on my breeches, and wait on the Heathcote, But to-morrow, at four, we will both play the Scurra, And you'll be Catullus, the Regent Mamurra.(2) IMPROMPTU, IN REPLY TO A FRIEND. And clouds the brow, or fills the eye; Heed not that gloom, which soon shall sink: My thoughts their dungeon know too well; Back to my breast the wanderers shrink, And droop within their silent cell. (3) September, 1813. SONNET, TO GENEVRA. THINE eyes' blue tenderness, thy long fair hair, And the wan lustre of thy features-caught From contemplation-where serenely wrought, Seems Sorrow's softness charm'd from its despairHave thrown such speaking sadness in thine air, That-but I know thy blessed bosom fraught With mines of unalloy'd and stainless thoughtI should have deem'd thee doom'd to earthly care. With such an aspect, by his colours blent, When from his beauty-breathing penci orn, (Except that thou hast nothing to repent) The Magdalen of Guido saw the morn Such seem'st thou-but how much more excellent! With nought Remorse can claim-nor Virtue scorn. December 17, 1813.(4) SONNET, TO THE SAME. THY cheek is pale with thought, but not from woe, While gazing on them sterner eyes will gush, it had a deeper cause than habit or constitutional temperament. It was obviously of a degree incalculably more seri ous than that alluded to by Prince Arthur I remember, when I was in France, But, howsoever derived, this, joined to Lord Byron's air of mingling in amusements and sports as if he contemned | them, and felt that his sphere was far above the frivoloas crowd which surrounded him, gave a strong effect of colouring to a character whose tints were otherwise romantic." Walter Scott.-L. E. 1 THE DEVIL'S DRIVE; AN UNFINISHED RHAPSODY. (1) THE Devil return'd to hell by two, When he dined on some homicides done in ragoút, "And," quoth he, “I'll take a drive. I walk'd in the morning, I'll ride to-night; "And what shall I ride in ?" quoth Lucifer then- I should mount in a waggon of wounded men, But these will be furnish'd again and again, To see my manor as much as I may, And watch that no souls shall be poach'd away. "I have a state-coach at Carlton House, A chariot in Seymour Place; But they're lent to two friends, who make me amends And they handle their reins with such a grace, "So now for the earth, to take my chance!" And making a jump from Moscow to France, But first as he flew, I forgot to say, And so sweet to his eye was its sulphury glare, And he gazed with delight from its growing height: For the field ran so red with the blood of the dead, (1) "I have lately written a wild, rambling, unfinished rhapsody, called The Devil's Drive,' the notion of which I took from Porson's Devil's Walk." B. Diary, 1813.-" Of this strange wild poem," says Moore, "the only copy that Lord Byron, I believe, ever wrote, he presented to Lord Hol But the softest note that soothed his ear As round her fell her long fair hair; And she look'd to heaven with that frenzied air, A child of famine dying: And the carnage, begun when resistance is done, And the fall of the vainly flying! But the Devil has reach'd our cliffs so white, And what did he there, I pray? If his eyes were good, he but saw by night What we see every day : But he made a tour, and kept a journal Of all the wondrous sights nocturnal, And he sold it in shares to the men of the Row, The Devil first saw, as he thought, the mail, So instead of a pistol he cock'd his tail, So he sat him on his box again, And bade him have no fear, But be true to his club, and stanch to his rein, "Next to seeing a lord at the council-board, The Devil gat next to Westminster, And he turn'd to "the room" of the Commons; But he heard, as he purposed to enter in there, That "the Lords" had received a summous; And he thought, as a "quondam aristocrat," He might peep at the peers, though to hear them were flat; And he walk'd up the house so like one of our own, He saw the Lord Liverpool seemingly wise, In spite of his prayers and his prophecies; land. Though with a good deal of vigour and imagination, it is, for the most part, rather clumsily executed, wanting the point and condensation of those clever verses of Mr. Coleridge, which Lord Byron, adopting a notion long prevalent, has attributed to Professor Porson."- L. E. |