I NATURAL THEOLOGY PRIMITIVE ATE my fill of a whale that died And stranded after a month at sea. Why have the Gods afflicted me? What is the sense of Religion and Faith? PAGAN How can the skin of rat or mouse hold All my kith and kin are deceased, Though they were as good as good could be. I will out and batter the family priest, NATURAL THEOLOGY MEDIEVAL My privy and well drain into each other The Saints are helpless for all I offer— MATERIAL I run eight hundred hens to the acre. I am more than doubtful concerning my Maker. Not to mention the L. S. D.! I am an atheist now and for ever, PROGRESSIVE Money spent on an Army or Fleet Is homicidal lunacy. My son has been killed in the Mons retreat. Why are murder, pillage and arson And rape allowed by the Deity? I will write to the Times, deriding our parson, CHORUS We had a kettle: we let it leak: CONCLUSION This was none of the good Lord's pleasure, Is now and evermore shall be. T A SONG AT COCK-CROW 'Ille autem iterum negavit.' HE first time that Peter deniéd his Lord He shrank from the cudgel, the scourge and the cord, But followed far off to see what they would do, After Gethsemane, till the cock crew! The first time that Peter deniéd his Lord ('Thou also art one of them.') Then the cock crew! The first time that Peter deniéd his Lord He had neither the Throne, nor the Keys nor the Sword A poor silly fisherman, what could he do When the cock crew-when the cock crew But weep for his wickedness when the cock crew? The next time that Peter deniéd his Lord He was Fisher of Men, as foretold by the Word, With the Crown on his brow and the Cross on his shoe, When the cock crew-when the cock crew In Flanders and Picardy when the cock crew. The next time that Peter deniéd his Lord 'Twas Mary the Mother in Heaven Who heard, And She grieved for the maidens and wives that they slew When the cock crew-when the cock crew At Tirmonde and Aerschott when the cock crew. The next time that Peter deniéd his Lord The Babe in the Manger awakened and stirred, And He stretched out His arms for the playmates He knew When the cock crew-when the cock crew But the waters had covered them when the cock crew. The next time that Peter deniéd his Lord The last time that Peter deniéd his Lord, The Father took from him the Keys and the Sword, And the Mother and Babe brake his Kingdom in two, When the cock crew-when the cock crew (Because of his wickedness) when the cock crew! |