PIET (Regular of the Line) I DO not love my Empire's foes, What is the sense of 'atin' those Ah there, Piet!-'is trousies to 'is knees, 'Is coat-tails lyin' level in the bullet-sprinkled breeze; I've known a lot o' people ride a dam' sight worse than I've 'eard 'im cryin' from the ground An' skirmished out to look, an' found I've waited on till 'e was dead (Which couldn't 'elp 'im much), But many grateful things 'e 's said To me for doin' such. Ah there, Piet! whose time 'as come to die, 'Is carcase past rebellion, but 'is eyes inquirin' why. I've known a lot o' fellers go a dam' sight worse than An' when there was n't aught to do But camp and cattle-guards, I've fought with 'im the 'ole day through Long afternoons o' lyin' still, An' 'earin' as you lay The bullets swish from 'ill to 'ill Like scythes among the 'ay. Ah there, Piet!-be'ind 'is stony kop. With 'is Boer bread an' biltong,' an' 'is flask of awful 'Is Mauser for amusement an' 'is pony for retreat, I've known a lot o' fellers shoot a dam' sight worse than Piet. He's shoved 'is rifle 'neath my nose An' borrowed all my Sunday clo'es An' I 'ave crept (Lord, 'ow I've crept!) On 'ands an' knees I've gone, And spoored and floored and caught and kept Ah there, Piet!-you've sold me many a pup, When week on week alternate it was you an' me "ands up!" But though I never made you walk man-naked in the 'eat, I've known a lot of fellows stalk a dam' sight worse than From Plewman's to Marabastad, Me an' my trusty friend 'ave 'ad, I ain't more proud of 'avin' won, 1 Dried meat. 2 Cape brandy. Ah there, Piet!-picked up be'ind the drive! The wonder wasn't 'ow 'e fought, but 'ow 'e kep' alive, No more I'll 'ear 'is rifle crack For countin' what 'e eats an' draws, 'E's gettin' 'alf the Earth, because 'E didn't give us 'Ell! Ah there, Piet! with your brand-new English plough, Your gratis tents an' cattle, an' your most ungrateful frow, You've made the British taxpayer rebuild your country seat I've known some pet battalions charge a dam' sight less than Piet. "WILFUL-MISSING" (Deserters) THERE is a world outside the one you know, You may 'ave read a bullet laid us low, That we was gathered in "with reverent care" They can't be certain-faces alter so After the old aasvogel1 's 'ad 'is share. The uniform 's the mark by which they goAnd ain't it odd?-the one we best can spare. We might 'ave seen our chance to cut the showName, number, record, an' begin elsewhereLeavin' some not too late-lamented foe One funeral-private-British-for 'is share. We may 'ave took it yonder in the Low An' they are left past call or count or care. We might 'ave been your lovers long ago, Marry again, and we will not say no, There is no need to give our reasons, though What man can weigh or size another's woe? As we can testify, for we are there, In the side-world where "wilful-missings" go. 1 Vulture. UBIQUE (Royal Artillery) THERE is a word you often see, pronounce it as you may "You bike," "you bykwee," "ubbikwe"-alludin' to R. A. It serves 'Orse, Field, an' Garrison as motto for a crest, An' when you've found out all it means I'll tell you 'alf the rest. Ubique means the long-range Krupp be'ind the low-range 'ill Ubique means you'll pick it up an', while you do, stand still. Ubique means you've caught the flash an' timed it by the sound. Ubique means five gunners' 'ash before you've loosed a round. Ubique means Blue Fuse,1 an' make the 'ole to sink the trail. Ubique means stand up an' take the Mauser's 'alf-mile 'ail. Ubique means the crazy team not God nor man can 'old. Ubique means that 'orse's scream which turns your innards cold! Ubique means "Bank, 'Olborn, Bank-a penny all the way" The soothin', jingle-bump-an'-clank from day to peaceful day. Ubique means "They've caught De Wet, an' now we sha'n't be long." Ubique means "I much regret, the beggar's goin' strong!" 1 Extreme range. |