LXXII. And fruits, and ice, and all that art refines From nature for the service of the goût,Taste or the gout,-pronounce it as inclines Your stomach. Ere you dine, the French will do, But after, there are sometimes certain signs Which prove plain English truer of the two. Hast ever had the gout? I have not had itBut I may have, and you too, reader, dread it. LXXIII. The simple olives, best allies of wine, Must I pass over in my bill of fare? Amid this tumult of fish, flesh, and fowl, And vegetables, all in masquerade, No damsel, but a dish, as hath been said; But so far like a lady, that 'twas drest LXXIX. And look'd as much as if to say, "I said it;" To bring what was a jest to a serious end; Juan was drawn thus into some attentions, Though probably much less a fact than guess) Also observe, that like the great Lord Coke, Or none at all-which seems a sorry jest; If people contradict themselves, can I Help contradicting them, and every body, Even my veracious self?-but that's a lie; I never did so, never will-how should I? And cut through such canals of contradiction, LXXXIX. Apologue, fable, poesy, and parable, Are false, but may be render'd also true By those who saw them in a land that's arable. 'Tis wonderful what fable will not do! 'Tis said it makes reality more bearable: But what's reality? Who has its clue? Philosophy? No; she too much rejects. Religion? Yes; but which of all her sects? XC. Some millions must be wrong, that's pretty clear; But here again, why will I thus entangle And yet such is my folly, or my fate, I always knock my head against some angle XCII. But though I am a temperate theologian, As Eldon on a lunatic commission,- Bull something of the lower world's condition. It makes my blood boil like the springs of Hecla, To see men let these scoundrel sovereigns break law. XCIII. But politics, and policy, and piety, Are topics which I sometimes introduce, Not only for the sake of their variety, But as subservient to a moral use; Because my business is to dress society, And stuff with sage that very verdant goose. And now, that we may furnish with some matter al Tastes, we are going to try the supernatural. XCIV. And now I will give up all argument: And positively henceforth no temptation Shall "fool me to the top of my bent;" Yes, I'll begin a thorough reformation. Indeed I never knew what people meant By deeming that my Muse's conversation Was dangerous;-1 think she is as harmless As some who labor more and yet may charm less XCV. Grim reader! did you ever see a ghost? No; but you've heard-I understand-be dumb. And don't regret the time you may have lost, For you have got that pleasure still to come: And do not think I mean to sneer at most Of these things, or by a ridicule benumb That source of the sublime and the mysterious:For certain reasons my belief is serious. XCVI. Serious? You laugh:—you may; that will I not; My smiles must be sincere or not at all. I say I do believe a haunted spot Exists-and where? That shall I not recall, Because I'd rather it should be forgot. "Shadows the soul of Richard" may appal: In short, upon that subject I've some qualms, very Like those of the philosophy of Malmsbury.' XCVII. The night (I sing by night-sometimes an owl, And now and then a nightingale)—is dim, And the loud shriek of sage Minerva's fowl Rattles around me her discordant hymn: Old portraits from old walls upon me scowl I wish to heaven they would not look so grim; The dying embers dwindle in the grateI think too that 1 have sate up too late: XCVIII. And therefore, though 'tis by no means my way To rhyme at noon-when I have other things To think of, if I ever think,-I say I feel some chilly midnight shudderings, And prudently postpone, until midday, Treating a topic which, alas! but brings Shadows;-but you must be in my condition Before you learn to call this superstition. XCIX. Between two worlds life hovers like a star, Our bubbles; as the old burst, new emerge, Lash'd from the foam of ages; while the graves Of empires heave but like some passing waves. 721 CANTO XVI. I. VII. I merely mean to say what Johnson said, That in the course of some six thousand years, All nations have believed that from the dead A visitant at intervals appears; And what is strangest upon this strange head, 'Gainst such belief, there's something stronger still In its behalf, let those deny who will. VIII. THE antique Persians taught three useful things,-The dinner and the soirée too were done, To draw the bow, to ride, and speak the truth. This was the mode of Cyrus-best of kings A mode adopted since by modern youth. Bows have they, generally with two strings; Horses they ride without remorse or ruth; At speaking truth perhaps they are less clever, But draw the long bow better now than ever II. The cause of this effect, or this defect, "For this effect defective comes by cause,"Is what I have not leisure to inspect; But this I must say in my own applause, Of all the muses that I recollect, Whate'er may be her follies or her flaws In some things, mine's beyond all contradiction The most sincere that ever dealt in fiction. III. And as she treats all things, and ne'er retreats A wilderness of the most rare conceits, Which you might elsewhere hope to find in vain. "Tis true, there be some bitters with the sweets, Yet mix'd so slightly that you can't complain, But wonder they so few are, since my tale is "De rebus cunctis et quibusdam aliis." IV. But of all truths which she has told, the most I said it was a story of a ghost What then? I only know it so befell. Have you explored the limits of the coast Where all the dwellers of the earth must dwell? 'Tis time to strike such puny doubters dumb as The skeptics who would not believe Columbus. V. Some people would impose now with authority, Turpin's or Monmouth Geoffry's Chronicle; Men whose historical superiority Is always greatest at a miracle. But Saint Augustine has the great priority, Who bids all men believe the impossible, Because 'tis so. Who nibble, scribble, quibble, he Quiets at once with "quia impossibile." VI. And therefore, mortals, cavil not all; 'Tis always best to take things upon trust. I do not speak profanely to recall Those holier mysteries, which the wise and just Receive as gospel, and which grow more rooted, As all truths must, the more they are disputed. The supper too discuss'd, the dames admired The banqueters had dropp'd off one by oneThe song was silent, and the dance expired: The last thin petticoats were vanish'd, gone, Like fleecy clouds into the sky retired, And nothing brighter gleam'd through the saloon Than dying tapers-and the peeping moon. IX. The evaporation of a joyous day Is like the last glass of champagne, without Has sparkled and let half its spiret out, X. Or like an opiate which brings troubled rest, But next to dressing for a rout or ball, Thoughts quite as yellow, but less clear than amber Titus exclaim'd, "I've lost a day!" Of all The nights and days most people can remember, (I have had of both some not to be disdain'd,) I wish they'd state how many they have gain'd. XII. And Juan, on retiring for the night, Felt restless and perplex'd, and compromised; He thought Aurora Raby's eyes more bright Than Adeline (such is advice) advised; If he had known exactly his own plight, He probably would have philosophized; A great resource to all, and ne'er denied Till wanted; therefore Juan only sigh'd. XIII. He sigh'd;-rhe next resource is the full moon, It happen'd luckily, the chaste orb shone To hail her with the apostrophe--" Oh, thou!" Of amatory egotism the tuism, Which further to explain would be a truism. XIV. But lover, poet, or astronomer, Shepherd, or swain, whoever may behold, Deep secrets to her rolling light are told; XV. Juan felt somewhat pensive, and disposed Below his window waved (of course) a willow; XVI. Upon his table or his toilet-which Of these is not exactly ascertain❜d (I state this, for I am cautious to a pitch A lamp burn'd high, while he leant from a niche, XVII. Then as the night was clear though cold, he threw His chamber-door wide open-and went forth Into a gallery of a sombre hue, Long, furnish'd with old pictures of great worth Of knights and dames heroic and chaste too, As doubtless should be people of high birth. But by dim lights the portraits of the dead Have something ghastly, desolate, and dread. XVIII. The forms of the grim knight and pictured saint Look living in the moon; and as you turn Backward and forward to the echoes faint Of your own footsteps-voices from the urn Appear to wake, and shadows wild and quaint Start from the frames which fence their aspects As if to ask how you can dare to keep [stern, A vigil there, where all but death should sleep. XIX. And the pale smile of beautics in the grave, The charms of other days, in starlight gleams Glimmer on high; their buried locks still wave Along the canvas; their eyes glance like dreams On ours, or spars within some dusky cave, But death is imaged in their shadowy beams. A picture is the past; even ere its frame Be gilt, who sate hath ceased to be the same. XX. As Juan mused on mutability, Or on his mistress-terms synonymousNo sound except the echo of his sigh Or step ran sadly through that antique house, When suddenly he heard, or thought so, nigh, A supernatural agent-or a mouse, Whose little nibbling rustle will embarrass Most people, as it plays along the arrass. XXVIII. He woke betimes; and, as may be supposed, At risk of being quizz'd for superstition. XXIX. He dress'd; and, like young people he was wont His clothes were not curb'd to their usual cut; His very neckcloth's Gordian knot was tied Almost a hair's breadth too much on one side. XXX. And when he walk'd down into the saloon, XXXI. She look'd and saw him pale, and turn'd as pale XXXII. But seeing him all cold and silent still, Fair Adeline inquired if he were ill? He started, and said, "Yes-no-rather-yes." The family physician had great skill, And, being present, now began to express His readiness to feel his pulse, and tell The cause, but Juan said "he was quite well." XXXIII. "Quite well; yes, no."-These answers were mysterious, And yet his looks appeared to sanction both, However they might savor of delirious; Something like illness of a sudden growth Weigh'd on his spirit, though by no means serious: But for the rest, as he himself seem'd loth To state the case, it might be ta'en for granted, it was not the physician that he wanted. XXXIV. Lord Henry, who had now discuss'd his chocalate, At which he marvell'd, since it had not rain'd; XXXV. Then Henry turn'd to Juan, and address'd "Oh! have you not heard of the Black Friar? After some fascinating hesitation, The charming of these charmers, who seem bourd I can't tell why, to this dissimulationFair Adeline, with eyes fix'd on the ground At first, then kindling into animation, Added her sweet voice to the lyric sound, And sang with much simplicity,-a merit Not the less precious, that we seldom hear it. 1. Beware! beware! of the Black Friar, Who sitteth by Norman stone, |