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ship, I foresee the speedy progress of discontent and animosity through the whole family.

Sterl. What the deuce is all this? I do not understand a single syllable.

Sir John. In one word, then, it will be absolutely impossible for me to fulfil my engagements in regard to Miss Sterling.

Sterl. How, Sir John ? Do you mean to put an affront upon my family ? \Vhat ! refuse to-

Sir John. Be assured , Sir, that I neither mean to affront nor forsake your family. My : only fear is that you should desert me ; for

the whole happiness of my life depends on my : being connected with your family by the nearest and tenderest ties in the world.

Sterl. Why did you not tell me but a moment ago, it was absolutely impossible for you : to marry my daughter ?

Sir John. True : but you have another daughter, Sir-

Sterl. "Vell ! .

Sir John. Who has obtained the most absolute dominion over my heart. I have already declared my passion to her ; nay, Miss Sterling'herself is also apprised of it, and if you will but give a sanction to my present addresses, the uncommon merit of Miss Sterling will no doubt recommend her to a person of equal, if not superior rank to myself, and our families may still be allied by my union with Miss Fanny.

Sterl. Mighty fine, truly ! Why, what the plague do you make of us, Sir John ? Do you comme to market for my daughters , like servants at a statu fair ? Do you think that I will suffer you , or any man in the world,

come into my house , like the Grand Signior and throw the handkerchief first to one, and then to t’other , just as he pleases ? Do you think I drive a kind of African slave-trade with them ? and-

Sir John. A moment's patience, Sir ! No thing but the excess of my passion for Miss Fanny should have induced me to take any step that had the least appearance of disrespect to any part of your family ; and even now I am desirous to attone for my transgression, by making the most adequate compensation that lies in my power.

Sterl. Compensation ! What compensation can you possibly make in such a case as this, Sir John ?

Sir John. Come, conie, Mr. Sterling ; I know you to be a man of sense , and a man of business, a man of the world. I will deal frankly with you; and you shall see that I do not desire a change of measures for my owa gratification, without endeavouring to make it advantageous to you.

Sterl. What advantage can your inconstancy be to me , Sir John ?

Sir John. I will tell you , Sir. You know that by the articles at present subsistiug between us , on the day of my marriage with Miss Sterling , you agreed to pay down the gross sum of eigthy thousand poundş.

Sterl. Well !

Sir John. Now if you will but consent to my waving that marriage-

Sterl. I agree to your waving that marriage? Impossible , Sir John !

Sir John. I hope not, Sir; as on my part, I will agree to .wave my right to thirty thou

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sand pounds of the fortune I was to receive with her.

Sterl. Thirty thousand, do you say?'

Sir John. Yes, Sir ; and accept of Miss Fanny, with fifty thousand instead of fourscore.

Sterl. Fifty thousand--
Sir John. Instead of fourscore.

Sterl. Why, why, there may be sonicthing in that. Let me see ; Fanny with fifty thousand, instead of Betsey with fourscore. But how can this be, Sir John ? For you know I am to pay this money into the hands of my Lord Ogleby ; who I believe, bet wixt you and me, Sir John, is not overstocked with ready money at present ; and threescore thousand of it, you know is to go to pay off the present incumbrances on the estate, Sir John.

Sir John. That objection is easily obviated. --Ten of the twenty thousand, which would remain as a surplus of the fourscore, after paying off the mortgage, was intended by his Lordship for my use, that we might set off with some little eclat on our marriage ; and the other ten for his own. Ten thousand pounds, therefore, I shall be able to pay you immediately ; and for the remaining twenty thousand you shall have a mortgage on that part of the estate which is to be made over to me with whatever security you shall require for the regular payment of the interest, till the principal is duly discharged.

Sterl. Why to do you justice, Sir John, there is something fair and open in your proposal ; and since I find you do not mean to put an affront upon the family

Sir John. Nothing was ever farther from

my thoughts, Mr. Sterling. And after all, the whole affair is nothing extraordinaryo; such things happen every day ; and as the world had only heard generally of a treaty between the families, when this marriage takes place, nobody will be the wiser; if we have but discretion enough to keep our own counsel.

Sterl. True, true; and since you only transfer from one girl to another it is no niore than transferring so much stock you know. Sir John. The very thing.

Sterl. Odso ! I had quite forgot -- We are reckoning without our host here. There is another difficulty-

Sir John. You alarm me--What can that be!

Sterl. I cannot stir a step in this business without consulling my sister Heidelberg. The family has very great expectations from her, and we must not give her any offence.

Sir John. But if you come into this measure; surely she will be so kind as to consent-

Sterl. I do not know that. Betsey is her darling; and I cannot tell how far she may resent any slight that seems to be offered to her favourite neice. However I will do the best I can for you. You shall go and break the matter to her first, and by the time that I may suppose that your rhetoric has prevailed on her to Listen to reason, I will step in to reinforce your

. arguments.

Sir John. I will fly to her immediately : you promise me your assistance ?

Sterl. I do. Sir John. Ten thousand thanks for it; and now success attend me !

Sterl. Harkee, Sir John !--Not a word of the thirty thousand to my sister , Sir John.

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Sir fohn. Oh, I am dumb, I am dumb, Sir.
Sterl. You remember it is thirty thousand.
Sir John. 'To be sure I do.

Sterl, But Sir John ! one thing more. My Lord must know nothing of this stroke of friendship between us.

Sir John. Not for the world. Let me alone! Let me alone!

Sterl. And when every thing is agreed, we must give each other a bond to be held fast to the bargain.

Sir John. To be sure. A boud by all nieans ! a bond, or whatever you please.

(Erit Sir John. Sterl. I should have thought of more conditions, he is in a humour to give me every thing. Why, what mere children are your fellows of quality, that cry for a plaything one minute, and throw it by the next! as changeable as the weather, and as uncertain as the stocks. Special fellows to drive a bargain ! and yet they are to take care of the interests of the nation truly ! Here does this whirligig man of fashion offer to give up thirty thousand pounds in hard money ,

with as much indifference as if it were a china orange. By this mortgage, I shall have a hold on his Terra Firma, and if he wants more money, as he certainly will, let him have children by my daughter or no, I shall have his whole estate in a net for the benefit of my family. Well, thus it is, that the children of citizens who have acquired fortunes , prove persons of fashion; and thus it is, that persons of fashion, who have ruined their fortunes, reduce the next generation to cits.


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