Satan replied, "To me the matter is Indifferent, in a personal point of view: I can have fifty better souls than this With far less trouble than we have gone through Already; and I merely argued his Late Majesty of Britain's case with you Upon a point of form: you may dispose But take your choice); and then it grew a cloud; Of him; I've kings enough below, God knows!' And so it was-a cloud of witnesses. But such a cloud! No land ere saw a crowd Of locusts numerous as the heavens saw these: They shadow'd with their myriads space; their loud And varied cries were like those of wild geese (If nations may be liken'd to a goose), And realised the phrase of "hell broke loose.' LIX. Here crash'd a sturdy oath of stout John Bull, Who damn'd away his eyes as heretofore: LXV. 66 LXXII. "Wilkes," said the devil, "I understand all this For at the best he will but be your neighbour. LXXIII. "However, I knew what to think of it, His pupil; I knew what to think, I say: LXXIV. "Call Junius!" From the crowd a shadow stalk'd, "Sir," replied Michael, you mistake; these But were all ramm'd, and jamm'd (but to be things Are of a former life, and what we do Above is more august; to judge of kings Is the tribunal met: so now you know." "Then I presume those gentlemen with wings," Said Wilkes, "are cherubs; and that soul below Looks much like George the Third, but to my mind A good deal older-Bless me: is he blind?" LXIX. "He is what you behold him, and his doom Depends upon his deeds," the Angel said. "If you have aught to arraign in him, the tomb Gives licence to the humblest beggar's head To lift itself against the loftiest."-" Some," Said Wilkes, "don't wait to see them laid in lead For such a liberty; and I, for one, Have told them what I thought beneath the sun. LXX. "Above the sun repeat, then, what thou hast To urge against him," said the Archangel. "Why," Replied the spirit, "since old scores are past, Must I turn evidence? In faith, not I. Besides, I beat him hollow at the last, With all his Lords and Commons: in the sky I don't like ripping up old stories, since His conduct was but natural in a prince. LXXI. "Foolish, no doubt, and wicked, to oppress A poor unlucky devil without a shilling; ut then I blame the man himself much less Than Bute and Grafton;* and shall be unwilling To see him punish'd here for their excess, Their place below: for me, I have forgiven, * George III.'s Ministers. balk'd, Those grand heroics acted as a spell; The angels stopp'd their ears and plied their pinions : The devils ran howling, deafen'd, down to hell; The ghosts fled, gibbering, for their own dominions (For 'tis not yet decided where they dwell, And I leave every man to his own opinions); Michael took refuge in his trump; but, lo, His teeth were set on edge, he could not blow! CIV. Saint Peter, who has hitherto been known For an impetuous saint, upraised his keys, And at the fifth line knocked the poet down; Who fell like Phaeton, but more at ease, Into his lake, for there he did not drown; A different web being by the destinies Woven for the Laureate's final wreath, whene'er Reform shall happen either here or there. CARMEN SECULARE ET ANNUS HAUD MIRABILIS. 1. THE "good old times"—all times when old are good Are gone; the present might be if they would; The new Sesostris, whose unharness'd kings, Chain'd to the chariot of the chieftain's state? To those who play their "tricks before high Of all that's great or little, wise or wild; I know not if the angels weep, but men II. All is exploded-be it good or bad. Of eloquence between, which flow'd all free, The urn may shine, the ashes will not glow, unknown Whose game was empires, and whose stakes were thrones; Whose table earth-whose dice were human bones? Behold the grand result in you lone isle, Is this the man who scourged or feasted kings? How few could feel for what he had to bear! Vain his complaint,-my lord presents his bill, applause. But smile-though all the pangs of brain and heart |