For glances beget ogles, ogles sighs, Sighs wishes, wishes words, and words a letter, Which flies on wings of light-heel'd Mercuries, Who do such things because they know no better; And then, God knows what mischief may arise, When love links two young people in one fetter Vile assignations and adulterous beds, Elopements, broken vows, and hearts, and She was a married woman: 'tis convenient, heads. XVII. Shakspeare described the sex in Desdemona, Because in Christian countries 'tis a rule To view their little slips with eyes more lenient; Whereas, if single ladies play the fool (Unless within the period intervenient A well-timed wedding makes the scandal cool), I don't know how they ever can get over it, Except they manage never to discover it. |