Showed me the way to promotion an' pay, Then I was ordered to Burma, Through buyin' supplies off 'er pa. Funny an' yellow an' faithful Doll in a teacup she were, But we lived on the square, like a true-married pair, An' I learned about women from 'er! Then we was shifted to Neemuch (Or I might ha' been keepin' 'er now), An' I took with a shiny she-devil, The wife of a nigger at Mhow; Taught me the gipsy-folks' bolee; 1 Kind o' volcano she were, For she knifed me one night 'cause I wished she was white, And I learned about women from 'er! Then I come 'ome in a trooper, She did n't know what it were; An' I would n't do such, 'cause I liked 'er too much, But I learned about women from 'er! I've taken my fun where I've found it, For the more you 'ave known o' the others 1 Slang. An' the end of it's sittin' and thinkin', An' dreamin' Hell-fires to see; So be warned by my lot (which I know you will not), An' learn about women from me! What did the Colonel's Lady think? Somebody asked the Sergeant's wife, When you get to a man in the case, For the Colonel's Lady an' Judy O'Grady 669 BILL 'AWKINS As anybody seen Bill ’Awkins?” "Now 'ow in the devil would I know?" ""E's taken my girl out walkin', 66 66 "D' yer know what 'e 's like, Bill 'Awkins?" "Now what in the devil would I care? 99 "'E's the livin', breathin' image of an organ-grinder's "An' s'pose you met Bill 'Awkins, Now what in the devil 'ud ye do?" An' bung up 'is both eyes, too!" "Look 'ere, where 'e comes, Bill 'Awkins! It is n't fit an' proper to be fightin' on a Sunday, Gawd- bless - 'im! I'll pass 'im the, time o' day!" THE MOTHER-LODGE THERE was Rundle, Station Master, An' Beazeley of the Rail, Our Master twice was 'e, With 'im that kept the Europe-shop, Outside" Sergeant! Sir! Salute! Salaam!" 66 We met upon the Level an' we parted on the Square, An' I was Junior Deacon in my Mother Lodge out there! We'd Bola Nath, Accountant, An' Saul the Aden Jew, There was Babu Chuckerbutty, An' Amir Singh the Sikh, We 'ad n't good regalia, An' our Lodge was old an' bare, But we knew the Ancient Landmarks, An' we kep' 'em to a hair; An' lookin' on it backwards It often strikes me thus, There ain't such things as infidels, Excep', per'aps, it's us. For monthly, after Labour, We'd all sit down and smoke (We durs n't give no banquits, Lest a Brother's caste were broke), An' man on man got talkin' Religion an' the rest, An' every man comparin' Of the God 'e knew the best. So man on man got talkin', An' we'd all ride 'ome to bed, Full oft on Guv'ment service To the Lodges east an' west, Accordin' as commanded From Kohat to Singapore, I wish that I might see them, With my Mother Lodge once more. Outside" Sergeant! Sir! Salute! Salaam!" Inside 66 We met upon the Level an' we parted on the Square, "FOLLOW ME 'OME THERE HERE was no one like 'im, 'Orse or Foot, Nor any o' the Guns I knew; An' because it was so, why, o' course 'e went an' died, So it's knock out your pipes an' follow me! Follow me 1 Cigar-lighter. follow me 'ome! 2 Butler. 8 Pantry. |