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And one or two sad, separate wives, without

A fruit to bloom upon their withering boughBegg'd to bring up the little girl, and "out,”— For that's the phrase that settles all things now, Meaning a virgin's first blush at a rout,

And all her points as thorough-bred to show: And I assure you, that like virgin honey

Smart uniforms and sparkling coronets

Are spurn'd in turn, until her turn arrives,
After male loss of time,. and hearts, and bets
Upon the sweep-stakes for substantial wives :
And when at last the pretty creature gets

Some gentleman who fights, or writes, or drives
It sooths the awkward squad of the dejected
To find how very badly she selected.

XXXVII.

For sometimes they accept some long pursuer,
Worn out with importunity; or fall
(But here perhaps the instances are fewer'
To the lot of him who scarce pursued at all.
A hazy widower turn'd of forty's sure?
(If 'tis not vain examples to recall)
To draw a high prize: now, howe'er he got her, I
See nought more strange in this than t'other lottery

XXXVIII.

I, for my part-(one "modern instance" more,)
"True, 'tis a pity-pity 'tis, 'tis true "-
Was chosen from out an amatory score,
Albeit my years were less discreet than few;
But though I also had reform'd before

Those became one who soon were to be two,
I'll not gainsay the generous public's voice-

Tastes their first season (mostly if they have money.) That the young lady made a monstrous choice.

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Now, whether it be thus, or that they are stricter,
As better knowing why they should be so,
I think you'll find from many a family picture,
That daughters of such mothers as may know
The world by experience rather than by lecture,
Turn out much better for the Smithfield show
Of vestals brought into the marriage mart,
Than those bred up by prudes without a heart.

XLVII.

XLVIII.

High in high circles, gentle in her own,
She was the mild reprover of the young,
Whenever-which means every day-they'd shown
An awkward inclination to go wrong.
The quantity of good she did's unknown,

Or, at the least, would lengthen out my song:-
In brief, the little orphan of the East
Had raised an interest in her which increased.

XLIX.

Juan. too, was a sort of favorite with her,

Because she thought him a good heart at bottom.

A little spoil'd, but not so altogether;

Which was a wonder, if you think who got him,
And how he had been toss'd, he scarce knew whither:
Though this might ruin others, it did not him,
At least entirely-for he had seen too many
Changes in youth, to be surprised at any

L.

And these vicissitudes tell best in youth;
For when they happen at a riper age,
People are apt to blame the fates, forsooth,
And wonder Providence is not more sage.
Adversity is the first path to truth:

He who hath proved war, storm, or woman's rage
Whether his winters be eighteen or eighty,
Hath won the experience which is deem'd so weighty

LI.

How far it profits is another matter,-
Our hero gladly saw his little charge
Safe with a lady, whose last grown-up daughter
Being long married, and thus set at large,
Had left all the accomplishments she taught her
To be transmitted, like the lord mayor's barge.
To the next comer; or-as it will tell
More Muse-like-like Cytherea's shell.

LII.

I call such things transmission; for there i❤
A floating balance of accomplishment
Which forms a pedigree from Miss to Miss,
According as their minds or backs are bent.
Some waltz; some draw; some fathom the abyss
Of metaphysics; others are content
With music; the most moderate shine as wits,
While others have a genius turn'd for fits.

LIII.

But whether fits, or wits, or harpsichords,
Theology, fine arts, or finer stays,
May be the baits for gentlemen or lords

With regular descent, in these our days,
The last year to the new transfers its hoards;

New vestals claim men's eyes with the same praise
Of "elegant" et cetera, in fresh batches-
All matchless creatures, and yet bent on matches.
LIV.

said that Lady Pinchbeck had been talk'd about-But now I will begin my poem. 'Tis
As who has not, if female, young, and pretty?
But now no more the ghost of scandal stalk'd about;
She merely was deem'd amiable and witty,
And several of her best bon-mots were hawk'd about;
Then she was given to charity and pity,
And pass'd (at least the latter years of life)
For being a most exemplary wife.

Perhaps a little strange, if not quite new,
That from the first of cantos up to this,
I've not begun what we have to go through.
These first twelve books are merely flourishes,
Preludios, trying just a string or two
Upon my lyre, or making the pegs sure,
And when so, you shall have the overture

LV.

My Muses do not care a pinch of rosin
About what's call'd success, or not succeeding.
Such thoughts are quite below the strain they've
chosen ;

'Tis a "great moral lesson" they are reading. I thought, at setting off, about two dozen Cantos would do; but, at Apollo's pleading, If that my Pegasus should not be founder'd, I think to canter gently through a hundred. LVI.

Don Juan saw that microcosm on stilts,

Yelept the great world; for it is the least, Although the highest: but as swords have hilts By which their power of mischief is increased, When man in battle or in quarrel tilts,

Thus the low world, north, south, or west, or east, Must still obey the high-which is their handle, Their moon, their sun, their gas, their farthing candle.

LVII.

LXII.

There's also nightly, to the uninitiated,

A peril-not indeed like love or marriage, But not the less for this to be depreciated. It is I meant and mean not to disparage The show of virtue even in the vitiated

It adds an outward grace unto their carriage-
But to denounce the amphibious sort of harlot,
"Couleur de rose," who's neither white nor scarlet
LXIII.

Such is your cold coquette, who can't say "No,"
And won't say "Yes," and keeps you on and
On a lee-shore, till it begins to blow- [off-ing,
Then sees your heart wreck'd, with an inward
This works a world of sentimental wo, [scothing;
And sends new Werters yearly to their coffin;
But yet is merely innocent flirtation,
Not quite adultery, but adulteration.

LXIV.

"Ye gods, I grow a talker!" Let us prate. The next of perils, though I place it sternest,

He had many friends who had many wives, and was Is when, without regard to "Church or State,"
Well look'd upon by both, to that extent
Of friendship which you may accept or pass;

In does nor good nor harm, being merely meant
To keep the wheels going of the higher class,

And draw them nightly when a ticket's sent: And what with masquerades, and fêtes, and balls, For the first season such a life scarce palls.

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A wife makes or takes love in upright earnest. Abroad, such things decide few women's fate(Such, early traveller! is the truth thou learnest)— But in old England, when a young bride errs, Poor thing! Eve's was a trifling case to hers:

LXV.

For 'tis a low, newspaper, humdrum, lawsuit

Country, where a young couple of the same agɩs Can't form a friendship but the world o'erawes it. Then there's the vulgar trick of those d-d

damages!

A verdict-grievous foe to those who cause it !— Forms a sad climax to romantic homages; Besides those soothing speeches of the pleaders, And evidences which regale all readers!

LXVI.

But they who blunder thus are raw beginners;
A little genial sprinkling of hypocrisy
Has saved the fame of thousand splendid sinners,
The loveliest oligarchs of our gynocracy:
You may see such at all the balls and dinners,
Among the proudest of our aristocracy,
So gentle, charming, charitable, chaste-
And all by having tact as well as taste.

LXVII.

Juan, who did not stand in the predicament
Of a mere novice, hed one safeguard more;
For he was sick-no, 'twas not the word sick I meant
But he had seen so much good love before,
That he was not in heart so very weak ;-I meant
But this much, and no sneer against the shore
Of white cliffs, white necks, blue eyes, bluer stock
ings,

Tithes, taxes, duns, and doors with double knockings

LXVIII.

But coming young from lands and scenes romantic
Where lives, not lawsuits, must be risk'd for pas-
And passion's self must have a spice of frantic, [sion,
Into a country where 'tis half a fashion,
[shown-Seem'd to him half comercial, half pedantic,
Howe'er he might estem this moral nation:
Besides, (alas! his taste-forgive and pity!)
At first he did not think the women pretty.

Nor by mustachios moved, were let alone, And lived, as did the broken-hearted fair, In happier plight than if they form'd a pair.

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She cannot step as does an Arab barb,

Or Andalusian girl from mass returning, Nor wear as gracefully as Gauls her garb,

Nor in her eye Ausonia's glance is burning; Her voice, though sweet, is not so fit to warble those bravuras (which I still am learning To like, though I have been seven years in Italy,

LXXVI.

She cannot do these things, nor one or two
Others, in that off-hand and dashing style
Which takes so much-so give the devil his due,
Nor is she quite so ready with her smile,
Nor settles all things in one interview,

(A thing approved as saving time and toil,; But though the soil may give you time and troub' Well cultivated, it will render double.

LXXVII.

And if in fact she takes to a "grande passion,"
It is a very serious thing indeed;
Nine times in ten 'tis but caprice or fashion,
Coquetry, or a wish to take the lead,
The pride of a mere child with a new sash on,
Or wish to make a rival's bosom bleed;
But the tenth instance will be a tornado,
For there's no saying what they will or may do.

LXXVIII.

The reason's obvious: if there's an eclat,

They lose their caste at once, as do the Parias; And when the delicacies of the law [various Have fill'd their papers with their comments Society, that china without flaw,

(The hypocrite!) will banish them like Marius, To sit amid the ruins of their guilt: For Fame's a Carthage not so soon rebuilt

LXXIX

Perhaps this is as it should be ;-it is

A comment on the Gospel's "Sin no more And be thy sins forgiven :"-but upon this I leave the saints to settle their own score. Abroad, though doubtless they do much amiss, An erring woman finds an opener docr For her return to virtue-as they call The lady who should be at home to all.

LXXX.

For me,
I leave the matter where I find it,
Knowing that such uneasy virtue leads
People some ten times less in fact to mind it,
And care but for discoveries and not deeds.
And as for chastity, you'll never bind it

By all the laws the strictest lawyer pleads,
But aggravate the crime you have not prevented
By rendering desperate those who had else repented.

LXXXI.

But Juan was no casuist, nor had ponder'd Upon the moral lessons of mankind: Besides, he had not seen, of several hundred, A lady altogether to his mind.

A little "blase "-'tis not to be wonder'd

At, that his heart had got a tougher rind: And though not vainer from his past success, No doubt his sensibilities were less.

LXXXII.

He also had been busy seeing sights-
The parliament and all the other houses;
Had sate beneath the gallery at nights,

To hear debates whose thunder roused not (rouses) The world to gaze upon those northern lights,4 Which flash'd as far as where the musk-bull

browses:

He had also stood at times behind the throne

And have, or had, an ear that served me prettily)-'But Grey was not arrived. and Chatham gone.

LXXXIII.

He saw, however, at the closing session,

That noble sight, when really free the nation, A king in constitutional possession

Of such a throne as is the proudest station,
Though despots know it not-till the progression
Of freedom shall complete their education.
"Tis not mere splendor makes the show august
To eye or heart-it is the people's trust.
LXXXIV.

There too he saw (whate'er he may be now)
A prince, the prince of princes, at the time,
With fascination in his very bow,

And full of promise, as the spring of prime.
Though royalty was written on his brow,

He had then the grace too, rare in every clime,
Of being, without alloy of fop or beau,
A finish'd gentleman from top to toe.
LXXXV.

And Juan was received, as hath been said,
Into the best society: and there
Occur'd what often happens, I'm afraid,
However disciplined and debonnaire :
The talent and good humor he display'd,

Besides the mark'd distinction of his air,
Exposed him, as was natural, to temptation,
Even though himself avoided the occasion.

LXXXVI.

But what, and where, with whom, and when, and
Is not to be put hastily together;
[why,
And as my object is morality,

(Whatever people say,) I don't know whether I'll leave a single reader's eyelid dry,

But harrow up his feelings till they wither,
And hew out a huge monument of pathos,
As Philip's son proposed to do with Athos.
LXXXVII.

Here the twelfth canto of our introduction
Ends. When the body of the book's begun,
You'll find it of a different construction
From what some people say 'twill be when done:
The plan at present's simply in concoction.
I can't oblige you, reader, to read on;
That's your affair, not mine: a real spirit
Should neither court neglect, nor dread to bear it ;-

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CANTO XIII.

I.

1 NOW mean to be serious;—it is time,
Since laughter now-a-days is deem'd too serious
A jest at vice by virtue's call'd a crime,
And critically held as deleterious:
Besides, the sad's a source of the sublime,
Although when long a little apt to weary us;
And therefore shall my lay soar high and solemn,
As an old temple dwindled to a column.

II.

The Lady Adeline Amundeville

('Tis an old Norman name, and to be found In pedigrees by those who wander still Along the last fields of that Gothic ground) Was high-born, wealthy by her father's will, And beauteous, even where beauties most abound In Britain-which of course true patriots find The goodliest soil of body and of mind.

III.

I'll not gainsay them; it is not my cue:

I leave them to their taste, no doubt the best An eye's an eye, and whether black or blue, Is no great matter, so 'tis in request: 'Tis nonsense to dispute about a hue

The kindest may be taken as a test. The fair sex should be always fair; and no man Till thirty, should perceive there's a plain woman. IV.

And after that serene and somewhat dull

Epoch, that awkward corner turn'd for days More quiet, when our moon's no more at full, We may presume to criticise or praise; Because indifference begins to lull

Our passions, and we walk in wisdom's ways; Also because the figure and the face Hint, that 'tis time to give the younger place.

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