XII. How beauteous are rouleaus! how charming chests Not of old victors (all whose heads and crests Weigh not the thin ore where their visage shines), But of fine unclipt gold, where dully rests Some likeness, which the glittering cirque confines, Of modern, reigning, sterling, stupid stamp:— Yes! ready money is Aladdin's lamp. XIII. Love rules the camp, the court, the grove, »-« for love Is heaven, and heaven is love:»-so sings the bard; Which it were rather difficult to prove, (A thing with poetry in general hard.) XIV. But if love don't, cash does, and cash alone: Cash rules the grove, and fells it too besides; Without cash, camps were thin, and courts were none; Without cash, Malthus tells you-« take no brides.» So cash rules love the ruler, on his own High ground, as Virgin Cynthia sways the tides; And as for «< heaven being love," why not say honey Is wax? Heaven is not love, 't is matrimony. XV. Is not all love prohibited whatever, Excepting marriage? which is love no doubt, After a sort; but somehow people never With the same thought the two words have help'd out: Love may exist with marriage and should ever, And marriage also may exist without; But love sans bans is both a sin and shame, And ought to go by quite another name. XVI. and « grove» Now if the « court» and « camp» XVII. Well, if I don't succeed, I have succeeded, But have not learn'd to wish it any less. XVIII. That suit in chancery,-which some persons plead XIX. Why, I'm posterity—and so are you; And whom do we remember? Not a hundred. Were every memory written down all true, The tenth or twentieth name would be but blunder'd; Even Plutarch's Lives have but pick'd out a few, And 'gainst those few your annalists have thunder'd; And Mitford in the nineteenth century Gives, with Greek truth, the good old Greek the lie.' XX. Good people all, of every degree, Ye gentle readers and ungentle writers, XXI. I'm serious-so are all men upon paper; Mankind just now seem rapt in meditation XXII. That's noble! That's romantic! For my part, (Now here's a word quite after my own heart, Though there's a shorter a good deal than this, If that politeness set it not apart; But I'm resolved to say nought that 's amiss)— I say, methinks that « Philo-genitiveness >> Might meet from men a little more forgiveness. XXIII. And now to business. Oh, my gentle Juan! XXIV. What with a small diversity of climate, I could send forth my mandate like a primate, Great Britain, which the muse may penetrate: XXV. But I am sick of politics. Begin, Paulo Majora.» Juan, undecided Amongst the paths of being « taken in,» Above the ice had like a skaiter glided: When tired of play, he flirted without sin With some of those fair creatures who have prided Themselves on innocent tantalization, And hate all vice except its reputation. XXVI. But these are few, and in the end they make Their way through virtue's primrose paths of snows; And then men stare, as if a new ass spake To Balaam, and from tongue to ear o'erflows Quicksilver small talk, ending (if you note it) With the kind world's amen!-«Who would have thought it?»> |