Hardcastle.

I beg, Mr. Marlow, you'll use no ceremony in this house.

Hastings.

I fancy, George, you're right: the first blow is half the battle. I intend opening the campaign with the white and gold.

Hardcastle.

Mr. Marlow-Mr. Hastings-gentlemen-pray be under no restraint in this house. This is Liberty-hall, gentlemen. You may do just as you please here.

Marlow.

Yet, George, if we open the campaign too fiercely at first, we may want ammunition before it is over. I think to reserve the embroidery to secure a retreat.

Hardcastle.

Your talking of a retreat, Mr. Marlow, puts me in mind of the duke of Marlborough, when we went to besiege Denain. He first summoned the gar

rison

Marlow.

Don't you think the ventre d'or waistcoat will do with the plain brown?

Hardcastle.

He first summoned the garrison, which might consist of about five thousand men

Hastings.

I think not: brown and yellow mix but very poorly.

Hardcastle.

I say, gentlemen, as I was telling you, he summoned the garrison, which might consist of about five thou sand men

Marlow.

The girls like finery.

Hardcastle.

Which might consist of about five thousand men, well appointed with stores, ammunition, and other implements of war. Now, says the duke of Marlborough to George Brooks, that stood next to him-You must have heard of George Brooks-I'll pawn my dukedom, says he, but I take that garrison without spilling a drop of blood. So

Marlow.

What, my good friend, if you give us a glass of punch in the mean time, it would help us to carry on the siege with vigor.

Hardcastle.

Punch, Sir; (Aside.) This is the most unaccountable kind of modesty I ever met with.

Marlow.

Yes, Sir, punch. A glass of warm punch, after our journey, will be comfortable. This is Liberty-hall, you know.

Here's a cup, Sir.

Hardcastle.

Marlow.

(Aside.) So this fellow, in his Liberty-hall, will only let us have just what he pleases.

Hardcastle.

(Taking the cup.) I hope you'll find it to your mind. I have prepared it with my own hands, and I believe you'll own the ingredients are tolerable. Will you be so good as to pledge me, Sir? Here, Mr. Marlow, here is to our better acquaintance. (Drinks.) Marlow.

(Aside.) A very impudent fellow this! but he's a character, and I'll humor him a little. Sir, my service to you. (Drinks.)

Hastings.

(Aside.) I see this fellow wants to give us his company, and forgets that he's an innkeeper, before he has learned to be a gentleman.

Marlow.

From the excellence of your cup, my old friend, I suppose you have a good deal of business in this part of the country. Warm work, now and then, at elections, I suppose.

Hardcastle.

No, Sir, I have long given that work over. Since our betters have hit upon the expedient of electing each other, there is no business for us that sell ale.'

Hastings.

So, then, you have no turn for politics I find.

Hardcastle.

Not in the least. There was a time, indeed, I fretted myself about the mistakes of government, like other people; but finding myself every day grow more angry, and the government growing no better, I left it to mend itself. Since that, I no more trouble my head about Heyder Ally or Ally Cawn, than about Ally Croaker. Sir, my service to you.

Hastings.

So that with eating above stairs, and drinking below, with receiving your friends within, and amusing them without, you lead a good pleasant bustling life of it.

Hardcastle.

I do stir about a great deal, that's certain. Half the differences of the parish are adjusted in this very parlor.

Marlow.

(After drinking.) And you have an argument in your cup, old gentleman, better than any in Westminster-hall.

Hardcastle.

Aye, young gentleman, that, and a little philosophy.

Marlow.

(Aside.) Well, this is the first time I ever heard of an innkeeper's philosophy.

Hastings.

So then, like an experienced general, you attack them on every quarter. If you find their reason manageable, you attack it with your philosophy; if you find they have no reason, you attack them with this. Here's your health, my philosopher. [Drinks.

Hardcastle.

Good, very good, thank you; ha! ha! Your generalship puts me in mind of Prince Eugene, when he fought the Turks at the battle of Belgrade. You shall hear.

Marlow.

Instead of the battle of Belgrade, I believe it's almost time to talk about supper. What has your philosophy got in the house for supper?

Hardcastle.

For supper, Sir!.(Aside.) Was ever such a request to a man in his own house!

Marlow.

Yes, Sir, supper, Sir; I begin to feel an appetite. I shall make dev'lish work to night in the larder, I promise you.

Hardcastle.

(Aside.) Such a brazen dog sure never my eyes beheld. (To him.) Why really, Sir, as for supper I can't well tell. My Dorothy, and the cook-maid, settle these things between them. I leave these kind of things en- · tirely to them.

Entirely. By-the-bye, I believe they are in actual consultation upon what's for supper this moment in the kitchen.

Marlow.

Then I beg they'll admit me as one of their privy council. It's a way I have got. When I travel I always chuse to regulate my own supper. Let the cook be called. No offence I hope, Sir.

Hardcastle.

Ono, Sir, none in the least; yet I don't know how : our Bridget, the cook-maid, is not very communicative upon these occasions. Should we send for her, she might scold us all out of the house.

Hastings.

Let's see your list of larder then. I ask it as a faI always match my appetite to my bill of fare.

vor.

Marlow.

(To Hardcastle, who looks at them with surprize.} Sir, he's very right, and it's my way too.

Hardcastle.

Sir, you have a right to command here. Here, Roger, bring us the bill of fare for to-night's supper. I believe it's drawn out. Your manner, Mr. Hastings, puts me in mind of my uncle, colonel Wallop. It was a saying of his, that no man was sure of his supper till he had eaten it.

Hastings.

(Aside.) All upon the high rope! His uncle a colonel! we shall soon hear of his mother being a justice of the peace. But let's hear the bill of fare.