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And her who was his destiny, came back
And thrust themselves between him and the light:
What business had they there at such a time?
VII.

A change came o'er the spirit of my dream.
The lady of his love;-Oh! she was changed
As by the sickness of the soul; her mind
Had wandered from its dwelling, and her eyes
They had not their own lustre, but the look
Which is not of the earth; she was become
The queen of a fantastic realm; her thoughts
Were combinations of disjointed things;
And forms impalpable and unperceived
Of other's sight familiar were to hers.

And this the world calls frenzy; but the wise
Have a far deeper madness, and the glance
Of melancholy is a fearful gift;
What is it but the telescope of truth?
Which strips the distance of its phantasies,
And brings life near in utter nakedness,
Making the cold reality too real!

VIII.

A change came o'er the spirit of my dream. The Wanderer was alone as heretofore,

The beings which surrounded him were gone,
Or were at war with him; he was a mark
For blight and desolation, compass'd round
With Hatred and Contention; Pain was mix'd
In all which was served up to him, until,
Like to the Pontic monarch of old days,*
He fed on poisons, and they had no power,
But were a kind of nutriment; he lived
Through that which had been death to many men,
And made him friends of mountains: with the stars
And the quick Spirit of the Universe

He held his dialogues; and they did teach
To him the magic of their mysteries;
To him the book of Night was open'd wide,
And voices from the deep abyss reveal'd
A marvel and a secret-be it so.

IX.

My dream was past; it had no further change.
It was of a strange order, that the doom
Of these two creatures should be thus traced out
Almost like a reality-the one

To end in madness-both in misery.

• Mithridates of Pontus.

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Ink. Nor will be this hour. But the benches are cramm'd, like a garden in flower,

With the pride of our belles, who have made it the| fashion;

With their damnableInk.

Hold, my good friend, do you know

Whom you speak to?

Tra. Right well, boy, and so does "the Row:" You're an author-a poet

Ink. And think you that I Can stand tamely in silence, to hear you decry The Muses?

Tra.

Excuse me; I meant no offence To the Nine; though the number who make some pretence

To their favors is such-but the subject to drop,

So instead of "beaux arts," we may say "la belle I am just piping hot from a publisher's shop,

passion "

For learning, which lately has taken the lead in The world, and set all the fine gentlemen reading. Tra. I know it too well, and have worn out my patience

With studying to study your new publications.

(Next door to the pastry-cook's; so that when I Cannot find the new volume I wanted to buy On the bibliopole's shelves, it is only two paces, As one finds every author in one of those places,) Where I just had been skimming a charming critique,

There's Vamp, Scamp, and Mouthy, and Words- So studded with wit, and so sprinkled with

words and Co

Greek!

Where your friend-you know who-has just got such a threshing,

Tra. I say she's an angel. Ink.

Say rather an angle.

That it is, as the phrase goes, extremely "refresh- If you and she marry, you'll certainly wrangle,
ing."
I say she's a Blue, man, as blue as the ether.
Tra. And is that any cause for not coming

What a beautiful word!

Ink. Very true; 'tis so soft And so cooling-they use it a little too oft; And the papers have got it at last-but no matter. So they've cut up our friend then? Tra. Not left him a tatterNot a rag of his present or past reputation, Which they call a disgrace to the age and the nation. Ink. I'm sorry to hear this; for friendship, you know

Our poor friend!-but I thought it would terminate

So.

Our friendship is such, I'll read nothing to shock it. You do'nt happen to have the Review in your pocket?

Tra. No; I left a round dozen of authors and others

(Very sorry, no doubt, since the cause is a brother's) All scrambling and jostling, like so many imps, And on fire with impatience to get the next glimpse. Ink. Let us join them.

Tra. What, won't you return to the lecture? Ink. Why, the place so cramm'd there's not room for a spectre.

Besides, our friend Scamp is to-day so absurd-
Tra. How can you tell that till you hear him?
Ink.
I heard
Quite enough; and to tell you the truth, my retreat
Was from his vile nonsense, no less than the heat.
Tra. I have had no great loss then!
Ink.

Loss!-such a palaver!
I'd inoculate sooner my wife with the slaver
Of a dog when gone rabid, than listen two hours
To the torrent of trash which around him he pours,
Pump'd up with such effort, disgorged with such

labor,

together?

Ink. Humph! I can't say I know any happy alliance

Which has lately sprung up from a wedlock with science.

She's so learned in all things, and fond of concerning
Herself in all matters connected with learning,
That-
Tra.
Ink.

What?

I perhaps may as well hold my tongue, But there's five hundred people can tell you you're wrong.

Tra. You forget Lady Lilac's as rich as a Jew.
Ink. Is it miss or the cash of mamma you pursue?
Tra. Why, Jack, I'll be frank with you-some-
think of both.

The girl's a fine girl.
Ink.
And you feel nothing loth
To her good lady-mother's reversion; and yet
Her life is as good as your own, I will bet.

Tra. Let her live, and as long as she likes; I demand

Nothing more than the heart of her daughter and hand.

Ink. Why, that heart's in the inkstand-that hand on the

pen.

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Ink.

You're a terrible stick, to be sure. Tra. I own it; and yet, in these times, there's no lure

That-come-do not make me speak ill of one's For the heart of a fair like a stanza or two;
And so, as I can't, will you furnish a few ?
Ink. In your name?

neighbor.

Tra. I make you! Ink. Yes, you! I said nothing until You compell'd me, by speaking the truthTra.

To speak ill?

Is that your deduction ? Ink.

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When speaking of Scamp ill, Do you think me subdued by a Blue-stocking's eye, I certainly follow, not set an example. So far as to tremble to tell her in rhyme

The fellow's a fool, an imposter, a zany.
Tra. And the crowd of to-day shows that one
fool makes many.
But we two will be wise.
Ink.

Tra. I would, butInk.

Pray, then, let us retire.

What I've told her in prose, at the least as sublime? Ink. As sublime! If it be so, no need of my Muse Tra. But consider, dear Inkel, she's one of the "Blues."

Ink. As sublime!-Mr. Tracy-I've nothing to

say.

There must be attraction much higher Stick to prose-as sublime!!-but I wish you good Than Scamp, or the Jews' harp he nicknames his lyre, To call you to this hot-bed.

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An Apartment in the House of LADY BLUEBOTTLE A Table prepared.

SIR RICHARD BLUEBOTTLE,, solus

And you know, my dear fellow, how heartily I,
Whatever you publish, am ready to buy.
WAS there ever a man who was married so sorry?
Ink. That's my bookseller's business; I care not Like a fool, I must needs do the thing in a hurry.
for sale;

Indeed the best poems at first rather fail.

My life is reversed, and my quiet destroy'd;
My days, which once pass'd in so gentle a void,

There were Renegade's epics, and Botherby's plays, Must now, every hour of the twelve, be employ'd:
And my own grand romance-
The twelve do I say?-of the whole twenty-four,
Tra.
Is there one which I dare call my own any more?,
What with driving and visiting, dancing and dining
What with learning, and teaching, and scribbling,
and shining,

Had its full share of praise. I myself saw it puff'd in the "Old Girl's Review." Ink. What Review?

Tra.

'Tis the English "Journal de Trevoux;" A clerical work of our jesuits at home. Have you never yet seen it? Ink.

Tra. Make haste then.

In science and art, I'll be curst if I know
Myself from my wife; for although we are two,
That pleasure's to come. Yet she somehow contrives that all things shall be

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In a style that proclaims us eternally one.

But the thing of all things which distresses me more Than the bills of the week (though they trouble me sore)

Is the numerous, humorous, backbiting crew
Of scribblers, wits, lecturers, white, black, and blue,
Who are brought to my house as an inn, to my cost
-For the bill here, it seems, is defray'd by the host-

As friend Scamp shall be pleased to step down from No pleasure! no leisure! no thought for my pains,

the moon,

(Where he seems to be soaring in search of his wits,) And an interval grants from his lecturing fits, I'm engaged to the Lady Bluebottle's collation, To partake of a luncheon and learn'd conversation: 'Tis a sort of reunion for Scamp, on the days

Of his lecture, to treat him with cold tongue and praise,

And I own, for my own part, that 'tis not unpleasant.
Will you go? There's Miss Lilac will also be present.
Tra. That "metal's attractive."
Ink.

No doubt-to the pocket. Tra. You should rather encourage my passion than shock it.

But let us proceed; for I think, by the hum

Ink. Very true; let us go, then, before they can come,

Or else we'll be kept here an hour at their levy,
On the rack of cross questions, by all the blue bevy.
Hark! Zounds, they'll be on us; I know by the
drone

Of old Botherby's spouting, ex-cathedra tone,
Ay! there he is at it. Poor Scamp! better join
Your friends, or he'll pay you back in your own coin.
Tra. All fair; 'tis but lecture for lecture.
Ink
That's clear.
But for God's sake let's go, or the bore will be here.
Come, come: nay, I'm off.
[Exit INKEL.
Tra.
You are right, and I'll follow;
'Tis high time for a "Sic me servavit Apollo."
And yet we shall have the whole crew on our kibes,
Blues, dandies, and dowagers, and second-hand
scribes,

But to hear a vile jargon which addles my brains ;
A smatter and chatter, glean'd out of reviews,
By the rag, tag, and bobtail, of those they call
"Blues; "

A rabble who know not-But soft, here they come!
Would to God I were deaf! as I'm not, I'll be dumb

Enter LADY BLUEBOTTLE, MISS LILAC, LADY BLUEMOUNT, MR. BOTHERBY, INKEL, TRACY, MISS MAZARINE, and others, with SCAMP, the Lecturer, &c.

Lady Blueb. Ah! Sir Richard, good morning; I've brought you some friends.

Sir Rich. (bows, and afterwards aside.) If friends, they're the first.

Lady Blueb. But the luncheon attends. I pray ye be seated, "sans ceremonic." Mr. Scamp, you're fatigued; take your chair there, [They all sit.

next me.

Sir Rich. (aside.) If he does, his fatigue is to come. Lady Blueb. Mr. TracyLady Bluemount-Miss Lilac-be pleased, pray, to place ye; And you, Mr. BotherbyBoth. I obey.

Oh, my dear Lady,

Lady Blueb. Mr. Inkel, I ought to upbraid ye: You were not at the lecture. Ink. Excuse me, I was; But the heat forced me out in the best part-alas! And when

Lady Blueb. To be sure it was broiling; but then You have lost such a lecture!

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And fear," as the Greek says: for "purging the mind,"

Ink. How does your friend Wordswords, that I doubt if you'll leave us an equal behind.

Windermere treasure?

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Both. I have written the prologue, and meant to have pray'd

For a spice of your wit in an epilogue's aid.

Ink. Well, time enough yet, when the play's to be play'd.

Is it cast yet?

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A lecturer's.

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Lady Bluem.

Both.

And for shame!

You're too bad. Very good! Lady Blueb. He means nought-'tis his phrase. Lady Bluem. He grows rude. Lady Blueb. He means nothing; nay, ask him. Lady Bluem. Pray, sir! did you mean What you say?

Lady Bluem. How good?

Ink. Never mind if he did: 'twill be seen That whatever he means won't alloy what he says. Both. Sir!

Ink. Pray be content with your portion of praise; 'Twas in your defence.

Both.

If you please, with submission,

I can make out my own.

⚫ Grange is or was a famous pastry-cook and fruiterer in Piccadilly.

line.

Lady Bluem. You're a fugitive writer I think, sir;

of rhymes ?

Ink. Yes, ma'am ; and a fugitive reader sometimes. On Wordswords, for instance, I seldom alight, Or on Mouthey, his friend, without taking to flight. Lady Bluem. Sir, your taste is too common; but Time and posterity

Will right these great men, and this age's severity Become its reproach.

Ink.

I've no sort of objection, So I'm not of the party to take the infection. Lady Blueb. Perhaps you have doubts that they ever will take?

Ink. Not at all; on the contrary, those of the lake Have taken already, and still will continue To take-what they can, from a groat to a guinea, Of pension or place ;-but the subject's a bore! Lady Bluem. Well, sir, the time's coming. Ink. Scamp! don't you feel sore?

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Both.
And down Aristotle ! And making them substance:
Lady Bluem. Sir George thinks exactly with
divine:-
Lady Bluebottle;

And my Lord Seventy-four, who protects our dear
Bard,

And who gave him his place, has the greatest regard
For the poet, who, singing of pedlars and asses,
Has found out the way to dispense with Parnassus.
Tra. And you, Scamp,-

Scamp. I needs must confess I'm embarrass'd.
Ink. Don't call upon Scamp, who's already so
harrass'd

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Ink. Shall I help you, my friend, to a little more wine?

Both. I thank you; not any more, sir, till I dine. Ink. Apropos-do you dine with Sir Humphrey to-day?

Tra. I should think with Duke Humphrey was more in your way.

Ink. It might be of yore; but we authors now look To the knight, as a landlord, much more than the Duke.

With old schools, and new schools, and no schools, The truth is, each writer now quite at his ease is, and all schools. And (except with his publisher) dines where he Tra. Well, one thing is certain, that some must pleases. be fools.

But 'tis now nearly five, and I must to the Park.
Tra. And I'll take a turn with you there till 'tis
dark.
And you, Scamp-
Scamp.

I should like to know who.
Ink.
And I should not be sorry
To know who are not-it would save us some
worry.
Lady Blueb. A truce with remark, and let noth- For my lecture next week.

ing control

This "feast of our reason, and flow of the soul."
Oh, my dear Mr. Botherby! sympathise!-I
Now feel such a rapture, I'm ready to fly,
I feel so elastic-" so buoyant-so buoyant !"'*
Ink. Tracy! open the window.
Tra.

I wish her much joy on't. Both. For God's sake, my Lady Bluebottle, check not

This gentle emotion, so seldom our lot

Upon earth. Give it way; 'tis an impulse which

lifts

Our spirits from earth; the sublimest of gifts;
For which poor Prometheus was chain'd to his
mountain.

'Tis the source of all sentiment-feeling's true

fountain:

'Tis the Vision of Heaven upon Earth: 'tis the gas Of the soul: 'tis the seizing of shades as they pass,

• Fact from ife, with the words.

Excuse me; I must to my notes,

Ink.
He must mind when he quotes
Out of "Elegant Extracts."
Lady Blueb.

Well, now we break up;

But remember Miss Diddle invites us to sup.
Ink. Then at two hours past midnight we all
meet again,

For the sciences, sandwiches, hock, and champagne!
Tra. And the sweet lobster salad!
Both.

I honor that meal;
For 'tis then that our feelings most genuinely-feel.
Ink. True; feeling is truest then, far beyond

question;

I wish to the gods 'twas the same with digestion!
Lady Blueb. Pshaw!-never mind that; for one
moment of feeling

Is worth-God knows what.
Ink.
'Tis at least worth concealing
For itself, or what follows—But here comes your
carriage.

Sir Rich. (aside.) I wish all these people were
d-d with my marriage. [Exeunt.

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