And her who was his destiny, came back A change came o'er the spirit of my dream. And this the world calls frenzy; but the wise VIII. A change came o'er the spirit of my dream. The Wanderer was alone as heretofore, The beings which surrounded him were gone, He held his dialogues; and they did teach IX. My dream was past; it had no further change. To end in madness-both in misery. • Mithridates of Pontus. Ink. Nor will be this hour. But the benches are cramm'd, like a garden in flower, With the pride of our belles, who have made it the| fashion; With their damnableInk. Hold, my good friend, do you know Whom you speak to? Tra. Right well, boy, and so does "the Row:" You're an author-a poet Ink. And think you that I Can stand tamely in silence, to hear you decry The Muses? Tra. Excuse me; I meant no offence To the Nine; though the number who make some pretence To their favors is such-but the subject to drop, So instead of "beaux arts," we may say "la belle I am just piping hot from a publisher's shop, passion " For learning, which lately has taken the lead in The world, and set all the fine gentlemen reading. Tra. I know it too well, and have worn out my patience With studying to study your new publications. (Next door to the pastry-cook's; so that when I Cannot find the new volume I wanted to buy On the bibliopole's shelves, it is only two paces, As one finds every author in one of those places,) Where I just had been skimming a charming critique, There's Vamp, Scamp, and Mouthy, and Words- So studded with wit, and so sprinkled with words and Co Greek! Where your friend-you know who-has just got such a threshing, Tra. I say she's an angel. Ink. Say rather an angle. That it is, as the phrase goes, extremely "refresh- If you and she marry, you'll certainly wrangle, What a beautiful word! Ink. Very true; 'tis so soft And so cooling-they use it a little too oft; And the papers have got it at last-but no matter. So they've cut up our friend then? Tra. Not left him a tatterNot a rag of his present or past reputation, Which they call a disgrace to the age and the nation. Ink. I'm sorry to hear this; for friendship, you know Our poor friend!-but I thought it would terminate So. Our friendship is such, I'll read nothing to shock it. You do'nt happen to have the Review in your pocket? Tra. No; I left a round dozen of authors and others (Very sorry, no doubt, since the cause is a brother's) All scrambling and jostling, like so many imps, And on fire with impatience to get the next glimpse. Ink. Let us join them. Tra. What, won't you return to the lecture? Ink. Why, the place so cramm'd there's not room for a spectre. Besides, our friend Scamp is to-day so absurd- Loss!-such a palaver! labor, together? Ink. Humph! I can't say I know any happy alliance Which has lately sprung up from a wedlock with science. She's so learned in all things, and fond of concerning What? I perhaps may as well hold my tongue, But there's five hundred people can tell you you're wrong. Tra. You forget Lady Lilac's as rich as a Jew. The girl's a fine girl. Tra. Let her live, and as long as she likes; I demand Nothing more than the heart of her daughter and hand. Ink. Why, that heart's in the inkstand-that hand on the pen. Tra. You know, my dear friend, that in prose My talent is decent, as far as it goes; But in rhyme— Ink. You're a terrible stick, to be sure. Tra. I own it; and yet, in these times, there's no lure That-come-do not make me speak ill of one's For the heart of a fair like a stanza or two; neighbor. Tra. I make you! Ink. Yes, you! I said nothing until You compell'd me, by speaking the truthTra. To speak ill? Is that your deduction ? Ink. When speaking of Scamp ill, Do you think me subdued by a Blue-stocking's eye, I certainly follow, not set an example. So far as to tremble to tell her in rhyme The fellow's a fool, an imposter, a zany. Tra. I would, butInk. Pray, then, let us retire. What I've told her in prose, at the least as sublime? Ink. As sublime! If it be so, no need of my Muse Tra. But consider, dear Inkel, she's one of the "Blues." Ink. As sublime!-Mr. Tracy-I've nothing to say. There must be attraction much higher Stick to prose-as sublime!!-but I wish you good Than Scamp, or the Jews' harp he nicknames his lyre, To call you to this hot-bed. An Apartment in the House of LADY BLUEBOTTLE A Table prepared. SIR RICHARD BLUEBOTTLE,, solus And you know, my dear fellow, how heartily I, Indeed the best poems at first rather fail. My life is reversed, and my quiet destroy'd; There were Renegade's epics, and Botherby's plays, Must now, every hour of the twelve, be employ'd: Had its full share of praise. I myself saw it puff'd in the "Old Girl's Review." Ink. What Review? Tra. 'Tis the English "Journal de Trevoux;" A clerical work of our jesuits at home. Have you never yet seen it? Ink. Tra. Make haste then. In science and art, I'll be curst if I know done In a style that proclaims us eternally one. But the thing of all things which distresses me more Than the bills of the week (though they trouble me sore) Is the numerous, humorous, backbiting crew As friend Scamp shall be pleased to step down from No pleasure! no leisure! no thought for my pains, the moon, (Where he seems to be soaring in search of his wits,) And an interval grants from his lecturing fits, I'm engaged to the Lady Bluebottle's collation, To partake of a luncheon and learn'd conversation: 'Tis a sort of reunion for Scamp, on the days Of his lecture, to treat him with cold tongue and praise, And I own, for my own part, that 'tis not unpleasant. No doubt-to the pocket. Tra. You should rather encourage my passion than shock it. But let us proceed; for I think, by the hum Ink. Very true; let us go, then, before they can come, Or else we'll be kept here an hour at their levy, Of old Botherby's spouting, ex-cathedra tone, But to hear a vile jargon which addles my brains ; A rabble who know not-But soft, here they come! Enter LADY BLUEBOTTLE, MISS LILAC, LADY BLUEMOUNT, MR. BOTHERBY, INKEL, TRACY, MISS MAZARINE, and others, with SCAMP, the Lecturer, &c. Lady Blueb. Ah! Sir Richard, good morning; I've brought you some friends. Sir Rich. (bows, and afterwards aside.) If friends, they're the first. Lady Blueb. But the luncheon attends. I pray ye be seated, "sans ceremonic." Mr. Scamp, you're fatigued; take your chair there, [They all sit. next me. Sir Rich. (aside.) If he does, his fatigue is to come. Lady Blueb. Mr. TracyLady Bluemount-Miss Lilac-be pleased, pray, to place ye; And you, Mr. BotherbyBoth. I obey. Oh, my dear Lady, Lady Blueb. Mr. Inkel, I ought to upbraid ye: You were not at the lecture. Ink. Excuse me, I was; But the heat forced me out in the best part-alas! And when Lady Blueb. To be sure it was broiling; but then You have lost such a lecture! Ink. No reason whatever, save that he's a sot. Lady Bluemount! a glass of Maderia? Lady Bluem. With pleasure. pity And fear," as the Greek says: for "purging the mind," Ink. How does your friend Wordswords, that I doubt if you'll leave us an equal behind. Windermere treasure? Both. I have written the prologue, and meant to have pray'd For a spice of your wit in an epilogue's aid. Ink. Well, time enough yet, when the play's to be play'd. Is it cast yet? The first time he has turn'd both his creed and his However, to save my friend Botherby trouble, Sir Rich. But this placeInk. A lecturer's. Is perhaps like friend Scamp's, Stick to those of your play, which is quite your own 1 Lady Bluem. Both. And for shame! You're too bad. Very good! Lady Blueb. He means nought-'tis his phrase. Lady Bluem. He grows rude. Lady Blueb. He means nothing; nay, ask him. Lady Bluem. Pray, sir! did you mean What you say? Lady Bluem. How good? Ink. Never mind if he did: 'twill be seen That whatever he means won't alloy what he says. Both. Sir! Ink. Pray be content with your portion of praise; 'Twas in your defence. Both. If you please, with submission, I can make out my own. ⚫ Grange is or was a famous pastry-cook and fruiterer in Piccadilly. line. Lady Bluem. You're a fugitive writer I think, sir; of rhymes ? Ink. Yes, ma'am ; and a fugitive reader sometimes. On Wordswords, for instance, I seldom alight, Or on Mouthey, his friend, without taking to flight. Lady Bluem. Sir, your taste is too common; but Time and posterity Will right these great men, and this age's severity Become its reproach. Ink. I've no sort of objection, So I'm not of the party to take the infection. Lady Blueb. Perhaps you have doubts that they ever will take? Ink. Not at all; on the contrary, those of the lake Have taken already, and still will continue To take-what they can, from a groat to a guinea, Of pension or place ;-but the subject's a bore! Lady Bluem. Well, sir, the time's coming. Ink. Scamp! don't you feel sore? ? Both. And my Lord Seventy-four, who protects our dear And who gave him his place, has the greatest regard Scamp. I needs must confess I'm embarrass'd. 'tis something Ink. Shall I help you, my friend, to a little more wine? Both. I thank you; not any more, sir, till I dine. Ink. Apropos-do you dine with Sir Humphrey to-day? Tra. I should think with Duke Humphrey was more in your way. Ink. It might be of yore; but we authors now look To the knight, as a landlord, much more than the Duke. With old schools, and new schools, and no schools, The truth is, each writer now quite at his ease is, and all schools. And (except with his publisher) dines where he Tra. Well, one thing is certain, that some must pleases. be fools. But 'tis now nearly five, and I must to the Park. I should like to know who. ing control This "feast of our reason, and flow of the soul." I wish her much joy on't. Both. For God's sake, my Lady Bluebottle, check not This gentle emotion, so seldom our lot Upon earth. Give it way; 'tis an impulse which lifts Our spirits from earth; the sublimest of gifts; 'Tis the source of all sentiment-feeling's true fountain: 'Tis the Vision of Heaven upon Earth: 'tis the gas Of the soul: 'tis the seizing of shades as they pass, • Fact from ife, with the words. Excuse me; I must to my notes, Ink. Well, now we break up; But remember Miss Diddle invites us to sup. For the sciences, sandwiches, hock, and champagne! I honor that meal; question; I wish to the gods 'twas the same with digestion! Is worth-God knows what. Sir Rich. (aside.) I wish all these people were |