THE PIC-NIC ON BROWN'S WEDDING J. E. CARPENTER.] DAY. [Tune-"Gooseberry Wine, IT was, I declare, quite a beautiful morning! All Nature seemed robed in her brightest array, All sunshine and flowers, no storm-clouds or showers To lessen our hopes when we started away. I wore my new cloak, 'twas the last Paris fashion, With that slip of a bonnet I bought at the west, The first time I wore it-how Charles did adore it He liked me before-but 'twas that did the rest. 'Twas on Brown's invitation, we went to the station To go by the railway a part of the way, Our only employment the thorough enjoyment Of the Pic-nic got up upon Brown's Wedding-day. A party of pleasure I always delight in, Where rural felicity's sure to be found; Such fun beyond measure-I do love the pleasure At last they came-Brown employed dragging a chay; Such, insists the Browns' pater, is their perambulator; They might make the children walk once in a way. But on Brown's invitation, &c. Five boys and three girls, Mrs. B., and the servant, They've got such a many, though I haven't any- As to Charles and myself, we'd have gone out to gether, And not have incurred such a useless expense; Mrs. Brown with her coaxing, was certainly hoaxing, We'll not go with her more, on any pretence! But on Brown's invitation, &c. I was vexed, but they certainly could not discover Ham and chickens-the latter of Mrs. Brown's breeding (Like her be it known they were very ill-bred), Some tongue and cold pheasant, and all that is pleasant Are presently over the table (cloths) spread. Good gracious! look there now! help! murder! confusion! That horrible bull-see he's coming this way, All over the dinner-oh! here's a beginner, While Charles coolly says, "It's as good as a play!" On Brown's invitation, no more to the station, A pic-nicking I'll be persuaded to stray; It may be employment-but only annoyment Did I find the pic-nic on Brown's Wedding-day. We all left the fields, for our pleasure was over, The dinner was spoiled, so 'twas useless to stay ; I wished I had never come out, but if ever I do so again-may it rain all the day. All the dishes were broken, if some one had spoken, Charles talks about being a gallant defender, In spite of his laughing and untimely joking, He own'd it himself, "He was all up a tree;" While Mrs. Brown said, and her way's so provoking, "Ah! that's just the way that Brown looks after me." On Brown's invitation no more, &c. J. BRUTON.] A FAT MAN IN LOVE. [Air-"Granny Snow." THIS life it seems, is all extremes, Though a great man I was meant to be CHORUS. Through life there's lots of woeful things, When but a brat I was all fat, Through life, &c. I grinned and grumbled day by day, I like a snow-ball gathering went On Sunday, if in church time I Once Cupid's dart attack'd my heart, But got no little peace! "Love grew by what it fed on," for I loved a girl who Rose was called, She soon made me look little ! "Fair Rose, lean kind unto my suit," Said I, when I did woo! Said she, in fun, "I don't find one Said I, "I mean to change my lot;" And then she saw me less and less My person, like a target round, I'm a substance and-a show! GRUMPY JACK BROWN. J. E. CARPENTER.] [Tune-" Gee ho! Dobbin." HAVE you heard the story of grumpy Jack Brown, The crossest old bachelor known in our town! Jack fond was of horses-the reason is plain, Jack being too stingy a feast to supply, Of stingy renown, With the wealthy Miss Moses rode out of the town. As they rode side by side, said Miss Moses, "Now, mind, Will you make a good husband, and always be kind?” Now Jack, who, as usual, his temper had got, Said, "Well, perhaps I shall, Miss-perhaps I shall not." Grumpy Jack Brown, &c. |