While pleas'd Thalia deigns to write Mature, if not improv'd by time, 250 255 260 Up to the heart she loves to climb; From thence, compell'd by craft and age, She makes the head her latest stage. 265 From the feet upward to the head— Pithy and fhort, fays Dick, proceed. Dick, this is not an idle notion: Obferve the progrefs of the motion. First, I demonftratively prove 270 That feet were only made to move : For they have nothing else to do. Hence, long before the child can crawl, He learns to kick, and wince, and fprawl: 275 To hinder which, your midwife knows Left Alma, newly enter'd in, And stunn'd at her own christening's din, Fearful 280 } Fearful of future grief and pain, Again; as fhe grows fomething stronger, Now mark, dear Richard, from the age 285 290 295 Provides his brood, next Smithfield Fair, With fupplemental hobby-horses: And happy be their infant courses ! Hence for fome years they ne'er stand still : Their legs, you fee, direct their will; 300 From opening morn till setting fun, Around the fields and woods they run : Nor heed what Freind or Snape can fay. To her next stage as Alma flies, 305 And likes, as I have faid, the thighs, With fympathetic power the warms Their good allies and friends, the arms ; And for the nymph in fecret grieves. Of cruel fires, and raging pains. Leaves all the fwains, and fighs for one. And feels, and dies to quench his fire, They meet each evening in the grove : 330 But, O my Mufe, juft diftance keep; Thou art a maid, and must not peep. And that young life and quickening fenfe So from the middle of the world 'Tis from that feat he darts those beams, Dick, who thus long had paffive fat, Here ftroak'd his chin, and cock'd his hat; Then flapp'd his hand upon the board; 340 345 And thus the youth put in his word. A higher place than you affign'd him. 350 Love's advocates! Dick, who are thofe ? The Poets, you may well suppose. I'm forry, Sir, you have discarded The men with whom till now you herded.. 355 I thought, forfook their ancient friends. If he may be allow'd to teach us. 360 In Ode and Epic, plain the case is, 365 That Love holds one of these two places. I'll strait demolish this objection. First, Poets, all the world agrees, They feek to feed and please their guests: ; Help only to adorn the meal 370 375 380 385 And he must be an idle dreamer, Who leaves the pie, and gnaws the ftreamer. That Cupid goes with bow and arrows, And Venus keeps her coach and sparrows, 390 Is all but emblem, to acquaint one, For who conceives, what bards devife, 395 Your |