XXIV. But of her bloated visage gained a sight, And seen the urchin near with vicious grin, No more her wants and sorrows touch his heart, XXV. Now off to Margate o'er the watery way, XXVI. His fondly-cherish'd hopes were soon no more: Find a poor kinsman is a perfect bore, And if not black, they presently look blue. Tom's relatives, his worthy sire offended, Hinted that their connexion must be ended. XXVII. "Tis true, Tom did not take the proper way To make himself an object of research; Seen donkey riding on collection day, It Just as his pious cousin left the church; gave that worthy man a shock so great, He absolutely saw no begging plate. XXVIII. 'Twas sad, but often those who seek the Lord, And so Tom's cousin, there are grounds to fear, XXIX. Dissenters in collections best succeed, They rouse the conscience and contrive to shock it, And he who saves a shilling for his need, Is told the Devil keeps it in his pocket. What noble buildings from this holy skill, XXX. A very little incident sometimes Suffices to confirm a prepossession, Of this the world-before it gain'd my rhymes, Had managed somehow to obtain confession; Takeall, 'twas thought, one morning's church neglected, Proved all, or more than all, before suspected. XXXI. Shunn'd by relations-Tom turn'd portrait-painter. XXXII. Tom quickly circulated every-where, That likenesses, a score as well as one done, Would be supplied so long as he was there, But, luckless still, his notice made no stir, And only gain'd for him one customer. |