CL. He saw, with his own eyes, the moon was round, 'Tis true, a little troubled, here and there, By rebel pachas and encroaching giaours, But then they never came to "the Seven Towers;" Except in shape of envoys, who were sent To lodge there when a war broke out, according To the true law of nations, which ne'er meant Those scoundrels, who have never had a sword in Their spleen in making strife, and safely wording CLII. He had fifty daughters and four dozen sons, The former in a palace, where like nuns They liv'd till some Bashaw was sent abroad, CLIII. His sons were kept in prison, till they grew One or the other, but which of the two Could yet be known unto the Fates alone; Meantime the education they went through Was princely, as the proofs have always shown; So that the heir apparent still was found. No less deserving to be hang'd than crown'd. CLIV. His Majesty saluted his fourth spouse With all the ceremonies of his rank, 150 151 152 153 154 Who clear'd her sparkling eyes, and smooth'd her brows, As suits a matron who has play'd a prank; These must seem doubly mindful of their vows, To no men are such cordial greetings given, As those whose wives have made them fit for heaven. M CXLV. "Is it," exclaim'd Gulbeyaz, "as you say? Hence, my old comet! give the stars due warning- And as you'd have me pardon your past scorning- CXLVI. First came her damsels, a decorous file, And then his Highness' eunuchs, black and white; As to announce his visits, a long while CXLVII. His Highness was a man of solemn port, Shawl'd to the nose, and bearded to the eyes, His lately bowstrung brother caus'd his rise; Of Cantemir or Knolles, where few shine, 145 " 146 147 CXLVIII. He went to mosque in state, and said his prayers 148 He left to his vizier all state-affairs, And show'd but little royal curiosity; I know not if he had domestic cares No process prov'd connubial animosity; Four wives and twice five hundred maids, unseen, CXLIX. If now and then there happen'd a slight slip, 149 The story scarcely pass'd a single lip— The public knew no more than does this rhyme; CL. He saw, with his own eyes, the moon was round, 'Tis true, a little troubled, here and there, By rebel pachas and encroaching giaours, But then they never came to "the Seven Towers;" Except in shape of envoys, who were sent To lodge there when a war broke out, according To the true law of nations, which ne'er meant Those scoundrels, who have never had a sword in Their spleen in making strife, and safely wording CLII. He had fifty daughters and four dozen sons, The former in a palace, where like nuns They liv'd till some Bashaw was sent abroad, CLIII. 150 151 152 His sons were kept in prison, till they grew 153 One or the other, but which of the two Could yet be known unto the Fates alone; Was princely, as the proofs have always shown; CLIV. His Majesty saluted his fourth spouse With all the ceremonies of his rank, 154 Who clear'd her sparkling eyes, and smooth'd her brows, As suits a matron who has play'd a prank; These must seem doubly mindful of their vows, To save the credit of their breaking bank: To no men are such cordial greetings given, As those whose wives have made them fit for heaven. M CLV. His Highness cast around his great black eyes, At which he seem'd no whit surpris'd nor griev'd, While still a fluttering sigh Gulbeyaz heav'd, "I see you've bought another girl; 't is pity That a mere Christian should be half so pretty." CLVI. This compliment, which drew all eyes upon The new-bought virgin, made her blush and shake; There was a general whisper, toss, and wriggle; CLVII. The Turks do well to shut-at least, sometimes- Is not a thing of that astringent quality, Which, in the North, prevents precocious crimes, CLVIII. Thus in the East they are extremely strict, It ne'er can be replac'd in proper frame: CLIX. Thus far our chronicle; and now we pause, To slacken sail, and anchor with our rhyme. The sixth shall have a touch of the sublime; Meanwhile, as Homer sometimes sleeps, perhaps You'll pardon to my muse a few short naps. 155 156 157 158 159 PREFACE TO CANTOS VI. VII. AND VIII. THE details of the siege of Ismail, in two of the following cantos (i. e. the seventh and eighth) were taken from the French Work entitled "Histoire de la Nouvelle Russie." Some of the incidents attributed to Don Juan really occurred, particularly the circumstance of his saving the infant, which was the actual case of the late Duc de Richelieu, then a young volunteer in the Russian service, and afterwards the founder and benefactor of Odessa, where his name and memory can never cease to be regarded with reverence. In the course of these cantos, a stanza or two will be found relative to the late Marquis of Londonderry, but written some time before his decease. Had that person's oligarchy died with him, they would have been suppressed: as it is, I am aware of nothing in the manner of his death or of his life, to prevent the free expression of the opinions of all whom his whole existence was consumed in endeavouring to enslave. That he was an amiable man in private life, may or may not be true; but with this the public have nothing to do and as to lamenting his death, it will be time enough when Ireland has ceased to mourn for his birth. As a minister, I, for one of millions, looked upon him as one of the most despotic in intention, and the weakest in intellect, that ever tyrannised over a country. It is the first time indeed, since the Normans that England has been insulted by a minister (at least) who could not speak English, and that Parliament permitted itself to be dictated to in the language of Mrs. Malaprop. Of the manner of his death, little need be said, except that, if a poor radical, such as Waddington or Watson, had cut his throat, he would have been buried in a cross-road, with the usual appurtenances of the stake and mallet. But the minister was an elegant lunatic-a sentimental suicide -he merely cut the "carotid artery," (blessings on their learning!) and lo! the pageant, and the Abbey! and "the syllables of dolour yelled forth" by the newspapers-and the harangue of the Coroner in a eulogy over the bleeding body of the deceased-(an Anthony worthy of such a Cæsar)-and the nauseous and atrocious cant of a degraded |