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Secluded from domestic strife,
Jack Bookworm led a college life;A fellowship at twenty-five
Made him the happiest man alive;He drank his glass, and crack'd his joke,
And freshmen wonder'd as he spoke.*

Such pleasures, unallay'd with care,
Could any accident impair?
Could Cupid's shaft at length transfix
Our swain arriv'd at thirty-six?
O had the archer ne'er come down
To ravage in a country town!
Or Flavia been content to stop
At triumphs in a Fleet-street shop.
0 had her eyes forgot to blaze!
Or Jack had wanted eyes to gaze.
O! but let exclamation cease,

1 Printed in Goldsmith's Essays (the xxvith) in 1765.


■ Without politeness aim'd at breeding,
And laugh'd at pedantry and reading.

Her presence banish'd all his peace.b

So with decorum all things carried;

Miss frown'd, and blush'd, and then was—married.

Need we expose to vulgar sight "\The raptures of the bridal night?Need we intrude on hallow'd ground, Or draw the curtains clos'd around? Let it suffice that each had charms;
He clasp'd a goddess in his arms;
\ And though she felt his usage0 rough, Yet in a man 'twas well enough. /

The honeymoon like lightning flew,
The second brought its transports too.
A third, a fourth, were not amiss,
The fifth was friendship mix'd with bliss:
But, when a twelvemonth pass'd away,
Jack found his goddess made of clay;
Found half the charms that deck'd her face
Arose from powder, shreds, or lace;


b Our alter'd parson now began
To be a perfect lady's man,
Made sonnets, lisp'd his sermons o'er,
And told the tales he told before,
Of bailiffs pump'd, and proctors bit,
At college how he show'd his wit;
And as the fair one still approved,
He fell in love—or thought he lov'd.
c visage.

But still the worst remain'd behind,
That very face had robb'd her mind.

Skill'd in no other arts was she,
But dressing, patching, repartee;
And, just as humour rose or fell,
By turns a slattern or a belle;
Tis true she dress'd with modern grace,
Half naked at a ball or race;
But when at home, at board or bed,
Five greasy nightcaps wrapp'd her head.
Could so much beauty condescend
To be a dull domestic friend?
Could any curtain lectures bring
To decency so fine a thing?In short, by night, 'twas fits or fretting;By day, 'twas gadding or coquetting.
Fond to be seen, she kept a bevyd
Of powder'd coxcombs at her levy;The 'squire and captain took their stations,
And twenty other near relations;Jack suck'd his pipe, and often broke
A sigh in suffocating smoke;e
While all their hours were pass'd' between
Insulting repartee or spleen.


d ' Now tawdry madam kept a bevy.'
e She in her turn became perplexing,

And found substantial bliss in vexing.
'Thus every hour was pass'd.

Thus as her faults each day were known,*
He thinks her features coarser grown;
He fancies every vice she shows,
Or thins her lip, or points her nose:
Whenever rage or envy rise,
How wide her mouth, how wild her eyes!
He knows not how, but so it is,
Her face is grown a knowing phiz;
And, though her fops are wondrous civil,
He thinks her ugly as the devil.

Now,b to perplex the ravel'd noose,
As each a different way pursues,
While sullen or loquacious strife
Promis'd to hold them on for life,
That dire disease, whose ruthless power
Withers the beauty's transient flower:
Lo! the smallpox, whose horrid glare
Level'd its terrors at the fair;
And, rifling every youthful grace,
Left but the remnant of a face.

The glass, grown hateful to her sight,
Reflected now a perfect fright:
Each former art she vainly tries
To bring back lustre to her eyes.


t Each day the more her faults were known. "Thus.

In vain she tries her paste1 and creams. To smooth her skin, or hide its seams; Her country beaux and city cousins. Lovers no more, flew off by dozens: The 'squire himself was seen to yield, And e'en the captain quit the field.

Poor madam now condemn'd to hack The rest of life with anxious Jack, Perceiving others fairly flown, Attempted pleasing him alone. Jack soon was dazzled to behold Her present face surpass the old; With modesty her cheeks are dyed, Humility displaces pride; For tawdry finery is seen A person ever neatly clean; No more presuming on her sway, She learns goodnature every day; Serenely gay, and strict in duty, Jack finds his wife a perfect beauty.


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