Thus clerically fitted out, he communicated | And while the dinner they were eating, To his parents that he meditated, God willing, in this livery To preach next Sunday publicly. On the Sunday following Hieron' mus Did really preach in pursuance of his promise, Got through his sermon very well. For as we have previously made mention, 'Twas an excellent piece of composition, Choke full of wisdom and erudition, And smelt so of the study shelf Hieronimus' praise they were constantly re The whole assembly was also unanimous Who to-day had preached so brilliantly Must certainly next make bold to venture 'Tis true, as a preliminary, That Hieronimus didn't understand it him- An Examen would be necessary, But the recent specimen showed that he Especially as the present incumbent was Old and infirm and somewhat sickly, Hieronimus might without any offence That is, in case, by the blessing of heaven, case. Hieronimus, overpowered by the solicitations Gave, anxiously enough, God knows, For the rest, he emptied with great pleasure But when that Examen came into his head At last his anxiety sought consolation Although old Jobs his displeasure made By repeatedly shaking his head at his son. How Hieronimus was examined for a Candi However he stuck to his determination, And every one came in his wig and robes To the examination of Hieronimus Jobs. But how he felt in view of his danger, Being to learning an utter stranger, And what an anxious face he made, The scene is beyond my power of painting: If he ever in his life saw the hour for fainting, That hour at last was approaching now, Alas! thou poor Hieronimus, thou! Begin now, Miss Muse, an enumeration Of the clerical gentlemen whom the examination Brought hither on the appointed day The first, that was the Herr Inspector, This post was accorded to his singular merit, And daily ate and drank what was good. And after him came the ghostly Assessor, And his disposition exceedingly grim. He not only the spiritual interests defended. And drank only bad wine and beer, severe. Then came Herr Krager, an oldish man rather, Next Herr Beff, a Linguist of great reputation, And a tolerable Christian in walk and conversation, In lecturing a terrible bore, But always Orthodox to the core. Next Herr Schrei, a man of great notoriety Alike in the pulpit and in general society, Free and easy-had no wife, And led with his cook an exemplary life. He kept his beloved congregation, For he understood the jura of the state Besides those named in the above enumeration, Other clerical gentlemen attended the examination, Whom I neither need nor can Particularly designate man by man. Now when the reverend and ghostly faces Had all come together in their places, Præmissis præmittendis they Round a great table sate straightway. With trembling and quaking came Hieronimus Before this assembly of white bands so omi nous, And scraped a greeting submissively, Oh, woe, Hieronimus! woe on thee! Who was very well versed in many a church First and foremost inquired the Examinatores father, And to prove a point could readily quote Next Herr Krisch; polite as a Castilian, Posted up in them as well as the best About his previous manners and mores, 'Tis true, the document was worded. The Inspector made out, in a free translation For no other clergyman in the hall To leave no breach in this narration, 1 will now give the reader full information, What Hieronimus' certificate, Word for word, did properly state. First the name and title of the Professors, L. B. S., and the meaning of them "Forasmuch as Herr Hieronimus Jobsius As Theologiæ Studiosus, However, on all hands it seemed better, For the gentlemen wisely recollected And how if they had, it had fared with them, And so they proceeded at once ad rem. The Herr Inspector he led off, During three years' and some weeks' space "A Bishop is, as I conjecture, Had his residence in this place, "And the same now has it in contemplation "I could not refuse his reasonable desires, But give hereby the attest he requires, That the same did every quarter of a year Once at my lecture-room appear. "Whether the rest was devoted to study Himself knows better than anybody, For I in this official report Assert and testify nothing of the sort. "And as to general behaviour, "For the rest I have only to say, God speed him On his journey home, and may heaven lead him, When all these earthly troubles are past, To the place where he belongs at last!" How the eyes of the learned body distended When the reading of this document ended! And that Herr Hieronimus did not laugh The reader can imagine readily enough. An altogether agreeable mixture Of sugar, pomegranate juice and red wine, And for warming and strengthening very fine." The Candidate Jobs this answer making, And now the Assessor began to inquire: Who the Apostles may have been?" Hieronimus quick made answer again: "Apostles they call great jugs, I'm thinking, In which wine and beer are kept for drinking, In the villages, and from them oft By thirsty Bursches liquor is quaffed." The Candidate Jobs this answer making, There followed of heads a general shaking, And first the Inspector said, hem! hem ! Then the others secundum ordinem, Herr Krager now in his turn stood ready: And "if you please, Herr Candidate," said he, "Inform me who was St. Augustin?" Hieronimus answered with open mien : "The only Augustine of whom I've any knowledge Is the one I used to know at college, 246 Augustine, the beadle of the University, The Candidate Jobs this answer making, There followed of heads a general shaking, And first the Inspector said, hem! hem! Then the others secundum ordinem. But there was one of them he knew On the Angel-Tavern sign, painted blue." The Candidate Jobs this answer making, There followed of heads a general shaking, And first the Inspector said, hem! hem! And the others secundum ordinem. Now followed Herr Krisch at once and re- Herr Plotz proceeded with the interrogation: quested "Can you give, Herr Candidate, an enumeration Of the concilia æcumenica ? " And Hieronimus answered: "Sir, "When I at the university did study I was often cited before a body Called a council, but it never seemed to me To have anything to do with economy." Replied: "There are two parts to every The Candidate Jobs this answer making, sermon: The one of these two parts no man The Candidate Jobs this answer making, Herr Beff, the Linguist, continued the examination, And desired of Herr Hieronimus information: "What the Hebrew Kibbutz1 might be?" Hieronimus's answer was somewhat free: "I find in a book to which I've paid attention, Sophia's tour from Memel to Saxony, mention, That she to the surly Kibbutz 2 fell The Candidate Jobs this answer making, Next in turn it came to Herr Schreier, Hieronimus answered, "He never pretended 1 Kibbutz is a corruption for the Hebrew letter Koph. • Kibbutz is also a name for the Owl. There followed of heads a general shaking, And first the Inspector said, hem! hem! Then the others secundum ordinem. The remaining questions that received attention For want of room I omit to mention ; Would exceed seven sheets, if given in full. For there were many questions, dogmatical, Polemical and hermeneutical, To which Hieronimus made reply 3 The German students nickname their creditors Manichæans. |