These effusions of Hibernian joy may induce some of our readers to inquire how it has happened that we have given them no account of the grand dinner at which, with our contributors, we celebrated the great event of the 19th of July. The fact is, that we had prepared a very full account of it, but, as the devil in the chest had no selecting power over the papers, he only stumbled on the two following songs. EXCELLENT NEW SONG, Composed by James Scott, Esq. M. D. and Sung by him, with great Applause, on the Evening of Thursday, 19th July. 2 a The man on this auspicious day one moment that would linger Though blindness fell upon the aged father of his realm, Well may the dealers in wine and spirits say, The nobles of the land to the Monarch all have gone, Oh, when I look around me, it makes my bosom swell, EXTEMPORE EFFUSION, 19th July. Derry down, &c. Derry down," &c. to Jenny pull'd off my boots, and I turn'd into bed, Derry down, &c. Methought that to London, with sword at my side, Derry down, &c. Derry down, &e. derry down, &c. Derry down, &c. Derry down, &c. Derry down, &c. Derry down, &c. “Oh, Sire! though your will were as hard to attain, Derry down, &c. Derry down, &c. Derry down, &c. Derry down, &c. Derry down, &c. Derry down, &c. Derry down, &c. Derry down, &c. Derry down," &c. Derry down, &c. Derry down, &c. a But before I conclude, may each man at this board Derry down, &c. SYLVANUS URBAN AND CHRISTOPHER NORTH. GENTLE READER, soul, and the very Antipodes of narTime makes a few changes, not only rowness and regularity, he breaks in kingdoms and manners, but also in through all humdrum restraints, and periodicals. We have now got before follows wherever the irrepressible and us thelucubrations of Sylvanus Urban, inexhaustible elasticity of his mind Gent. for the year 1761, and have impels him. much amused ourselves with contrast- We have often smiled within ouring them with the magazine labours of selves at the thought of the consternathe present day, and more especially tion which a Number of our Work with our own. What an alteration would have caused about sixty years has the interval between two corona- since, were it possible for one to have tions produced !-Sylvanus Urban and appeared, even but in a vision, to our Christopher North. The one is an forefathers. The venerable Sylvanus antithesis of the other. The latter is would instaneously have been petrified all life, buoyancy, and fire, while the with surprise, and, like old Eli, would former is the personification of home- have fallen down in his chair at the iness and heaviness. The tendency news and broke his back. The whole of the one is continually upwards, tribe of allegory and essay writers while the other is carried downwards would have been compelled to use the by supernatural force of gravitation. exclamation of Othello, and mourn We never say or write a dull or stupid over their departed vocation. After thing, while our worthy predecessor one smack of the high-flavoured and proses and doses to eternity. We are, exciting viands of our table, the public however, mindful of the ties of rela- taste would have become too fastidious tionship which subsist between us, and to relish the homeliness of their orditherefore do not scorn the humbler, but nary repasts. Nothing plain or unequally necessary pages, of that ancient seasoned would have served ; our litepattern of urbanity. He was to us rary cookery would have tickled them what thefrugal shopkeeper, the founder too much to allow them to bear with of his family, is to the dashing young less skilful and scientific provisions. heir his grandson, who inherits the What a pity that “My Grandmother,"* accumulated pfoducts of his industry, respectable old woman as she is, did The one, mindful of pounds, shillings, not take to writing in those days! then, and pence, keeps to his dirty shop in undoubtedly, was her time. Why she Threadneedle Street, or Mincing Al would have been considered as a very ley, and jogs along the “even tenor of prodigy amongst her kind for clever his wау, without ever emerging into writing. Even her lumbering heavithe airy regions of gaiety and fashion. ness, which renders her rather a danTo him all the world' is contained gerous article on shipboard, might in within the limits of his daily occupa- those happy days have been considertion; he has no idea of further extend- ed as volatility itself. Such is the ing his researches. Bond Street and misfortune of not paying sufficient atBerkeley Square are no more to him tention to times and seasons in our than the Giants’ Causeway or the enterprizes, and of being born either Orkney Islands—he is satisfied in his too soon or too late. But we were own sphere. His successor, on the speaking of ourselves. We can picture other hand, looks not to the east, but the astonishment which would have to the west. Full of the spirit of youth pervaded the world of literature had and life, he scatters around him his one of our Numbers, for instance the income with generous prodigality of present, been able to anticipate its a See Don Juan. existence by about sixty years, and to “ Grizzle," said I to her, “ Grizzle, 1 figure away at the coronation of George my dear, consider that you are but the Third, instead of that of his worthy weakly, always ailing, and will never successor, whom God long preserve. bear sitting out all night upon the Ossian himself, that apocryphal per- scaffold. You remember what a cold sonage, and the Boy of Bristol, would you caught the last fast day, by rising have created less controversy and con- but half an before your time to go to tention. It would have given a kind church, and how I was scolded as the of St Vitus's dance to every limb of cause of it. Besides, my dear, our the mighty body of letters, and would daughter, Anna Amelia Wilhelmina have operated like an electrical shock. Carolina will look like a perfect fright In short, good reader, you may pro- if she sits up, and you know the girl's bably have observed, if you are in the face is something, at her time of life, habit of making use of soda powders, considering her fortune is but small . the effect which is produced by the Mr Grogram,' replied my wife, • infusion of cold water on the particles 'Mr Grogram, this is always the case as they lie scattered at the bottom of when you find me in spirits. I don't the glass. The cold and translucid want to go out, I own, I don't care whelymph, late so calm and motionless, ther I go at all ; it is seldom that I am effervesces instantaneously, and boils in spirits, but this is always the case. upwards in foaming agitation, moved In short, sir, what will you have on’t : as if by a spirit. Such and so potent -to the coronation we went.” Poo would have been the effect of one Goldy, he would have written an ex Number of our astonishing Miscellany. cellent series for our Magazine, ani The names of O'Doherty, Kempfer- we would have paid him handsomely hausen, Wastle, Timothy Tickler, What a pity he did not live in the day and Lauerwinckel, must certainly ever of Blackwood. Burke, too, would hav preclude imitators; yet there were un- been of some use to us in any politica questionably many men of that period department. To be sure he was rath to which we have alluded, whom we whiggish at his outset, but we coul think we could have made something have fully satisfied him, we think, of in the way of contributors. There to this point. A letter or two of his 1 was Johnson, for instance. To be sure certain noble lords, whom we have i his style is not of the fittest for our view, would have suited us exactl airy and etherial pages, and his wit is Churchhill, it must be acknowledge rather too clumsy for us, who delight was a sad fellow-relentlessly indi more to use the razor than the hatchet. criminate in abusive satire ; his on Properly trained, however, we think excuse is, that he did not live with the old fellow might have been made the period of our publication. He wa to do great things. We have a notion however, an engine of power, thou he could have written a very forcible improperly directed, and we could ha letter, though a Cockney himself, on turned him, we think, to very con Cockneys and Cockneyism, and occa- derable use. What a fine character sionally we might have suffered him would have drawn of the amia to take up, in conjunction with our Scotsman! How minutely would friend, Timothy Tickler, the review- have marked the different features ing department of our work, provi- this Ursa Major, and how glowingly ded the subject was not poetry; his would have coloured the whole. Rasselas, after being entirely rewrit. would have transfixed him in the v 'ten by ourselves, we might proba- act of shedding the venom of his spl bly have inserted, but his Ramblers over the brightest characters of we should have taken the liberty of de- country. Gray would have done v clining. As for Goldsmith, he would well for the Diletante Society, and, have just done for us. All our read, well for our Magazine. He was a i ers, we dare say, remember his account of taste, and of habits of thinking of the Common Council-man's visit to writing something like our own, see the coronation of George the in spite of his whims and his del Third. In what an admirable spirit cies, we are confident we should ! is it written ! We should actually not agreed to a tittle. As for the rest, have been ashamed of inserting it in would all have had their posts, our Magazine. Hear but Mr Gro- in the higher and some in the le grams consultations with his wife. chambers of our temple of immor |