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Here ill conditioned oranges abound
(Stage.) And apples, bitter apples strew the ground:
(Tasting them.) The inhabitants are cannibals I fear: I heard a hissing—there are serpents here! O, there the people are—best keep my distance ; Our captain (gentle natives) craves assistance ; Our ship’s well stor'd—in yonder creek we've laid
His honour is no mercenary trader.
Equally fit for gallantry and war.
EPILOGUE SPOKEN BY MR. LEE LEWES,
IN THE CHARACTER OP HARLEQUIN,
AT HIS BENEFIT.
Hold! prompter, hold! a word before your non
sense; I'd speak a word or two, to ease my conscience. My pride forbids it ever should be said, My heels eclips'd the honours of my head; That I found humour in a pyeball vest, Or ever thought that jumping was a jest.
[Takes off his mask. Whence, and what art thou, visionary birth ? Nature disowns, and reason scorns thy mirth, In thy black aspect every passion sleeps, The joy that dimples, and the woe that weeps. How hast thou fill’d the scene with all thy brood, Of fools pursuing, and of fools pursu'd ! Whose ins and outs no ray of sense discloses, Whose only plot it is to break our noses; Whilst from below the trapdoor demons rise, And from above the dangling deities; And shall I mix in this unhallow'd crew? May rosin'd lightning blast me, if I do! No-I will act, I'll vindicate the stage: Shakespeare himself shall feel my tragic rage. Off! off! vile trappings! a new passion reigns ! The maddening monarch revels in my veins.
Oh! for a Richard's voice to catch the theme: Give me another horse! bind up my wounds !
soft—'twas but a dream. Ay, 'twas but a dream, for now there's no re.
treating : If I cease Harlequin, I cease from eating. 'Twas thus that Æsops'stag, a creature blameless, Yet something vain, like one that shall be nameless, Once on the margin of a fountain stood, And cavill’d at his image in the flood. • The deuce confound,' he cries, these drumstick
shanks, They never have my gratitude nor thanks ; They're perfectly disgraceful! strike me dead! But for a head, yes, yes, I have a head. How piercing is that eye! how sleek that brow! My horns ! I'm told horns are the fashion now.' Whilst thus he spoke, astonish'd! to his view, Near, and more near, the hounds and huntsmen
drew. Hoicks! hark forward ! came thundering from
behind, He bounds aloft, outstrips the fleeting wind : He quits the woods, and tries the beaten ways; He starts, he pants, he takes the circling maze. At length his silly head, so priz'd before, Is taught his former folly to deplore; Whilst his strong limbs conspire to set him free, And at one bound he saves himself, like me.
[Taking a jump through the stage door.
EPILOGUE TO THE COMEDY OF THE
What? five long acts—and all to make us wiser!
got my cue: The world's a masquerade! the masquers, you, you,
you. [To Boxes, Pit, and Gallery. Lud! what a group the motley scene discloses ! False wits, false wives, false virgins, and false
spouses ! Statesmen with bridles on; and, close beside'em, Patriots in party-colour'd suits that ride 'em.
9 The Sisters] A comedy by Mrs. Charlotte Lennox, 1769, taken from the authoress's own novel, · Henrietta.' It was performed only one night. The author of the Biographiu Dramatica says that this epilogue is the best that has appeared the last thirty years.'
There Hebes, turn'd of fifty, try once more
parade, Looking, as who should say, dam'me! who's afraid ?
[Mimicking. Strip but this vizor off, and sure I am You'll find his lionship a very lamb. Yon politician, famous in debate, Perhaps, to vulgar eyes, bestrides the state ; Yet, when he deigns his real shape t'assume, He turns old woman, and bestrides a broom. Yon patriot, too, who presses on your sight, And seems to every gazer all in white, If with a bribe his candour you attack, [black ! He bows, turns round, and whip—the man's in Yon critic, too—but whither do I run ? If I proceed, our bard will be undone! Well then a truce, since she requests it too : Do you spare her, and I'll for once spare you.