Or, roughly treading on the "Courtier's | I say, will these great relics, when they
see'em, With clownish heel, your popular circulation Look like the monsters of a new Museum? Feeds you by printing half the realm's
Oh, ye great Authors!-"A propos des bottes "
I have forgotten what I meant to say, As sometimes have been greaterSages' lots ;- Twas something calculated to allay All wrath in barracks,, palaces, or cots: Certes it would have been but thrown away, And that's one comfort for my lost advice, Although no doubt it was beyond all price.
But I am apt to grow too metaphysical: "The time is out of joint,"--and so am I; I quite forget this poem's merely quizzical, And deviate into matters rather dry. I ne'er decide what I shall say, and this I call Much too poetical. Men should know why They write, and for what end; but, note or text,
I never know the word which will come next.
So on I ramble, now and then narrating, Now pondering:-it is time we should
But let it go:-it will one day be found With other relics of "a former world,”. When this world shall be former, under-I left Don Juan with his horses baiting-
Thrown topsy-turvy, twisted, crisp'd, and
Baked, fried, or burnt, turn'd inside-out, or drown'd,
Like all the worlds before, which have been hurl'd First out of and then back again to Chaos, The superstratum which will overlay us.
Now we'll get o'er the ground at a great rate. 1 shall not be particular in stating His journey, we've so many tours of late: Suppose him then at Petersburgh; suppose That pleasant capital of painted snows;
Suppose him in a handsome uniform ; A scarlet coat, black facings, a long plume, Waving, like sails new shiver'd in a storm, Over a cock'd hat, in a crowded room, And brilliant breeches, bright as a Cairn Gorme,
Of yellow cassimere we may presume, White stockings drawn, uncurdled as new milk,
O'er limbs whose symmetry set off the silk :
Suppose him sword by side, and hat in hand,
Made up by youth, fame, and an army-tailor, That great enchanter, at whose rod's command
Beauty springs forth, and Nature's self turns paler,
Seeing how Art can make her work more grand,
(When she don't pin men's limbs in like a jailor)—
Behold him placed as if upon a pillar! He Seems Love turn'd a lieutenant of artillery!
His bandage slipp'd down into a cravat; | His wings subdued to epaulettes; "his quiver Shrunk to a scabbard, with his arrows at His sides as a small sword, but sharp as
His bow converted into a cock'd hat; But still so like,that Psyche were more clever Than some wives (who make blunders no less stupid)
If she had not mistaken him for Cupid.
The courtiers stared, the ladies whisper'd, | Which hovers oft about some married beauties,
The Empress smiled; the reigning favourite Called "Cavalier Servente?"-a Pygmalion Whose statues warm (I fear, alas! too true
I quite forget which of them was in hand Just then, as they are rather numerous found, Who took by turns that difficult command Since first her Majesty was singly crown'd: But they were mostly nervous six-foot fellows,
All fit to make a Patagonian jealous.
Juan was none of these, but slight and slim, Blushing and beardless; and yet ne'ertheless There was a something in his turn of limb, And still more in his eye, which seem'd to
That though he look'd one of the Seraphim, There lurk'd a Man beneath theSpirit's dress. Besides, the Empress sometimes liked a boy, And had just buried the fair-faced Lanskoi.
No wonder then that Yermoloff,or Momonoff, Or Scherbatoff, or any other off Or on, might dread her Majesty had not room enough Within her bosom (which was not too tough) For a new flame; a thought to cast of gloom enough
Along the aspect, whether smooth or rough, Of him who, in the language of his station, Then held that "high official situation."
Oh, gentle ladies! should you seek to know The import of this diplomatic phrase, Bid Ireland's Londonderry's Marquess show His parts of speech; and, in the strange displays
Of that odd string of words, all in a row, Which none divine, and every one obeys, Perhaps you may pick out some queer no- meaning, Of that weak wordy harvest the sole gleaning.
I think I can explain myself without That sad inexplicable beast of prey- That sphinx, whose words would ever be a doubt,
Beneath his art. The dame, press'd to disclose them,
Said -"Lady, I beseech you to suppose them."
And thus I supplicate your supposition, And mildest, matron-like interpretation Of the imperial favourite's condition. Twas a high place, the highest in the nation In fact, if not in rank; and the suspicion Of any one's attaining to his station, No doubt gave pain, where each new pair of shoulders,
If rather broad, made stocks rise and their holders.
Juan, I said, was a most beauteous boy, And had retain'd his boyish look beyond The usual hirsute seasons which destroy, With beards and whiskers and the like, the fond
Parisian aspect which upset old Troy And founded Doctor's Commons:-I have
The history of divorces, which, though chequer'd,
Calls Ilion's the first damages on record.
And Catherine, who loved all things (save her lord, Who was gone to his place) and pass'd for much, Admiring those (by dainty dames abhorr'd) Gigantic gentlemen, yet had a touch Of sentiment; and he she most adored Was the lamented Lanskoi, who was such A lover as had cost her many a tear, And yet but made a middling grenadier.
Oh, thou "teterrima causa" of all "belli!"Thon gate of life and death!-thou nondescript! Whence is our exit and our entrance,-well I May pause in pondering how all souls are dipt
Did not his deeds unriddle them each day—In thy perennial fountain:-how man fell, I That monstrous Hieroglyphic-that long Know not, since Knowledge saw her branch- es stript Of her first fruit; but how he falls and rises Since, Thou hast settled beyond all surmises.
Of blood and water, leaden Castlereagh! And here I must an anecdote relate, But luckily of no great length or weight.
An English lady ask'd of an Italian, What were the actual and official duties Of the strange thing, some women set a value on,
Some call thee "the worse cause of war," but I
Maintain thou art the best: for, after all, From thee we come, to thee we go; and why To get at thee not batter down a wall,
Or waste a world? Since no one can deny | Her Majesty, who liked to gaze on youth Thou dost replenish worlds both great and Almost as much as on a new despatch, Glanced mildly, all the world was on the watch.
With, or without thee, all things at a stand Are, or would be, thou sea of life's dry land!
Into a Russian couplet, rather dull, The whole gazette of thousands whom he
Her third was feminine enough to annul The shadder which runs naturally through Our veins, when things call'd Sovereigns think it best To kill, and Generals turn it into jest.
Oh, Catherine! (for of all interjections To thee both oh! and ah! belong of right In love and war) how odd are the connexions Of human thoughts, which jostle in their flight!
Just now your's were cut out in different sections:
First, Ismail's capture caught your fancy quite; Next, of new knights, the fresh and glorious hatch;
The two first feelings ran their course complete, And lighted first her eye and then her mouth: And, thirdly, he who brought you the The whole court look'd immediately most
Shakespeare talks of "the herald Mercury New lighted on a Heaven-kissing hill;"
The third sort, to be noted in our chronicle | Because she put a favourite to death, As flourishing in every Christian land, ks, when chaste matrons to their other ties Add what may be call'd Marriage in disguise.
Her vile, ambiguous method of flirtation, And stinginess, disgrace her sex and station.
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